AND ELEVEN HOURS AFTERWARDS...
I discovered where the dumb T&T puzzle is located!!!! Bwahahhahahaaa...!!!! MAN!!! And gue nyaris memvonis Kuuga dengan tuduhan "LAGI2x BAWA BARANG DEFEK!!!" hauhauhauhauhaa karena si nenek dua kali kena buku pictorial book 5566 yang defek alias banyak halaman2 kosong!!! Dan baru tiba2 gue pengen nangis kalo sampe ternyata bener kartu gue defek....

Setelah mencari2 keliling WWW about info regarding this MYSTERY T&T PUZZLE PIECES... I had really given up because everywhere it says puzzle piece puzzle piece puzzle piece... but WHERE IS MY PUZZLE PIECE??? And none of the information stated where this puzzle piece is located! What I know is "at the back of the card" Again, I flip back my cards.... hmmm... blank white... Is this like an invisible image that only true T&T fans can see??? DOES THIS MEAN I'M NOT A TRUE T&T FAN? *going coo-coo again*

So suddenly one keyword from the YesAsia description........

"STICKER"

So I picked up my Tsubasa card and examined the sides.... hmmmm.... it looks pretty thick and it looks like it's TWO-PLY!!! Masakaaa??? So I started to peel off the sides and VOILA! The surface of the card came off revealing the.......
MYSTERY PUZZLE PIECE!!!

Man... I'm so dumb!!! HuahUHAuhUHAuhUAhUHAuAaaa... langsunggg segera sms toro-chan di gunung dan juga ke juju sampe ngakak2x sendiri....... hauhauhauhuahuahuhaaaa

This is too funny! Well.... thank god avex is civilized and humane enough to not RANDOMIZE the puzzle pieces to every each card type!!! Itu sih BISA GILA!!! HauhUAhuHAuhAa... so every card type has the same puzzle piece so if you collect all 9 you definitely get the puzzle... althouuuugh sebenernya kalo puzzle piece itu DIRANDOMIZE... akan membuat kita semua ngocor 10 kali lipet karena dengan mengumpulkan 9 kartu belom tentu puzzlenya dapet semua!!! A-HA!!! I'm smarter than AVEX! (or lebih tepatnya more cruel kali yah???) HUHAuHuahUHAuhUhauAa

Toeng toeng toeng toeng

BEHOLD.....
MY YUME MONOGATARI!
Ahhh..... 本当に嬉しかったよ！幸せ~！ So so so so soooo happyyyy!!!!! Gyayayayayaaa.... such a long wait to finally get T&T's new single!!! And at long last my patience paid off..... and I would like to express my millions of thanks to the alliance of ibu2x groupies, without whom, getting this single would not be possible! (Koq jadi kayak thank you speech Academy Awards ya? eheks....) And of course to My Idol Shop who had surprisingly managed to bring in Yume Monogatari ONLY 9 DAYS after its release date. I believe that they are the first and probably the only store in Jakarta who has Yume Monogatari. You don't find a lot of stores importing Japanese versions!!! So all of you Indonesian T&T Fans who wants Yume Monogatari, or maybe just want to gamble your luck again by buying extra Yume copies, hurry up and get your butt to My Idol Shop at Gajah Mada Plaza, because as of today at 12:00 noon, they still have 5 (FIVE) COPIES of Yume Monogatari left...!!!

So here's my Yume Monogatari story... huahahaha Abis selesai Nihongo lesson, gue langsung buru2 lari pulang, mandi, ganti baju dan segera teriak ke supir gue untuk KEBUUUUT ke GMP karena udah kebelet mo jemput anak nihhh Sepanjang jalan tuh susah banget booo mo sms-in balik bu gale yang nge-sms nanya kapankah gue pergi jemput anak tercinta gue... dunno what's going on with all cellphone providers today man..... i'm guessing SATELINDO IKUTAN MUDIK LEBARAN bo, because i swear, I can't connect to other Satelindo numbers, all my messages were like pending! So I thought, ya sudahlah... so I skipped down the hallways of GMP and straight to My Idol Shop at the end of the hallway!!!

La-dee-da.... doki doki juga... gitu masuk ke sono hmmm bilang apa yah...?

"GIVE ME MY YUME MONOGATARI! NOW!!!"

Hmmm... perhaps not such a good idea...

"Halo.... saya nere..."

Hmmm.... pede bener... emangnya dia tau nere siapa? Kalo "nere" aja gak tau, nama gue lebih gak jelas lagi kali statusnya........... argh!!! Daripada bingung2 mo ngomong apa... masuk aja lahhh toeng nere......... *dorong pintu*

"Halo... saya temennya tresia yang mesen singlenya Tackey & Tsubasa....."

Lalu apa yang terjadi? Gue disambut oleh pandangan *bengong*nya Kuuga, dan dengan santainya dia jawab:

"Wah..... belom bisa diambil nih bu, belom selesai nih harganya!"

WHUAATTTTTT?????????
Aduh rasanya jantung mo copot denger begitu tapi tentunya... okay nere tenang... tenang.... Get a hold of yourself! Don't panic... deep breath.... No matter what you MUST get your Yume today no matter WHAT IT TAKES! Jadi dengan manisnya gue mengambil tempat duduk di depan kasirnya itu lalu senyum manis muka topeng nere despite dalem ati udah siap jerit2x something like "GIVE ME MY YUME NOWWW!!!" dengan menodongkan sebuah pisau ke leher bapak kuuga tapi of course itu hanya di dalam twisted coo-coo-ness of nere's mind... dan dengan amat sangat tenang saya bertanya kembali .....

"Oh begitu ya??? Tapi hari ini kan? Gue tungguin deh.... berapa jam lagi?"

Eeeh si kuuga cuman ketawa aja dan bilang: "Hehe nggak deh......" and then he turned around to his assistant and said, "Ambilin tuh Tackey & Tsubasa-nya!" ohhh toeng toeng sekaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiii kuugaaaa And so then he brought the two Yume copies for me (one is for toro-chan btw... who had sooo generously donated her card for the needy = me! Arigatoooo toro-chan mwaks mwaks mwaks mwaks olapyuuuuuu mwaks mwaks) And so I paid for my copies and left the store and tried to call gale again.... dan ternyataaaa.... bu gale hanya berada di satu pengkolan away from me! Jadilah kita ketemuan di gang, dan ternyata ada vicky & juju juga.... and alhasil..... gue balekkk lagi dehhhh ke My Idol!!! HuahUhauHUahUHauhUhaa

Atas anjuran ibu2x semua..... I opened my Yume copies on the spot dengan TANGAN GEMETAR (bisa dikonfirmasikan oleh ibu gale yang berkomentar that my hands were literally shaking!) eheks... I'm so coo-coo today!!! Setelah tangan sakti psychic vicky menggrepe2x kedua Yume gue dan menyatakan bahwa isinya adalah TAKKI gue membuka yang pertama.........

*deg deg DEG DEG DEG DEG....*

*pulled out the booklet carefully*
*opened the pages*
*saw the TOKYO-OSAKA EVENT TICKET*
*saw the card FACE DOWN!!!*


神様！ お願いします！ タッキーのカード！
Please please please please God give me a TAKKI CARD!
And so I flipped the card around...........................
AND IT IS A TAKKI CARD!
Huahhhhhhhhhhh.... vicky you are a true PSYCHIC!!!! wahahahaha....!!! It's true you know, because juju picked out a CD that vicky didn't pick out... and pas dibuka isinya kartu TSUBASA!!! hauhuahuaha not that it's bad in general, but bad for juju or me because what we really want is a Takki card!!! Anyway... I opened the second copy (toro's copy) but it turned out to have the exact same Takki card I got already ) And then juju exchanged her copy for a new one because the case was broken and stuff, and this time she did get a Takki card, but it was again, exactly the same as the previous two I already opened.... so I guess the SAME STORE = SAME BATCH OF CARDS theory does apply except for that ONE RANDOM TSUBASA CARD there.... so what did I do? I exchanged my duplicate Takki card for that already opened Tsubasa card! And here they are:

So there they are, one Takki card, and one Tsubasa card!!! (thanks to toro-chan's instant-by-phone intercity-mountain advice to exchange the duplicate Takki card with the Tsubasa card) walaupun gue diketawain sama seluruh gerombolan ibu groupies disitu karena gue tiba2 minta tuker ke Tsubasa card, which is so highly uncanny... they're like, "WHUAT??? NERE WANTS A TSUBASA CARD??? AM I HEARING THIS RIGHT???" Hahahahhaaa....

Anyway......
FOR ANY TSUBA FANS WHO WANTS MY TSUBASA CARD, IT'S UP FOR TRADING WITH ANY TAKKI CARD THAT ISN'T MY TAKKI CARD!
JUST TAG ME!
But first priority is reserved for mic since she had already tagged me for it! So, mic please do tell me if this is one of the ones you're still looking for! Okies? Will be glad to trade you! Or, if you already have it but still willing to trade me for a Takki card...... I'll gladly accept too!

Hmmm... btw, is there really a GIANT T&T PUZZLE that the 9 cards are supposed to make up when adjoined together???? I'm just wondering.... 'coz the back of the cards are like blank! But I did recall reading someone in carrie's BBS who said that she got the exact same Takki card as mine, but behind the card was the puzzle piece that was TAKKI'S NECK??? All of the cards I got are blank at the back! So is juju's... and I sms-ed my friend who bought her copy and also my extra copy in HMV SINGAPORE and she sms-ed me back saying that hers was a BLANK too!!!!!!!! I'm utterly confused...... is there or is there not a T&T puzzle???? Or did we all just uncannily get DEFECT COPIES????????

It's so much fun to finally get the CD!!! Now I can listen to 「風の詩」 KAZE NO UTA and also IT'S ONLY DREAM in its full length version and without the live audience making their screaming commotion in the background!!! I totally love these two songs but I think I like Tsubasa's song more... because of the song itself, and his voice was great! Takki's song is great too, I love the melody and stuff, but Takki's voice seemed a little bit..... "narik" gitu? Maybe it's just him... suaranya dia kan agak nyaring dan gak berat... jadi agak terlalu narik and garing gitu kedengerannya.......... ah but either way I love them both!!!

And the TWO DIFFERENT YUME MONOGATARI PARTS I love it both too! I've spent all afternoon playing this CD and singing along Tsubasa's lower part of the Yume Monogatari when Takki's part is playing, and then singing along with Takki's Yume Monogatari part in Tsubasa's part!!!! It's really fun!!! Gue doyan karaoke dan paduan suara sih dari dulu jadi partnya Tsubasa yg suara dua itu bisa gue nyanyiin juga... and it's fun!!! Ahahahahahaaaa this is a really fun CD...!!! It's such a great idea for them to put both parts separately so we can sing along accordingly!!! Hahahaha! Man, I just love this CD!!!

One thing though, ini kayaknya salahnya YesAsia deh.... because they put the description as LIMITED EDITION BONUS TRADING CARD/STICKER & BOOKLET So to be honest, I was expecting a whole separate booklet aside the CD cover leaflets....... tapi ternyata... there is no other booklet!!! Apanya yang BONUS BOOKLET bo.... itu kan udah standard harus ada di semua CD! Ehekssssss!!!!! Lagi2x false advertising!!! Yang kayak gini2 nih yg bikin fans kecewa karena gembar gembor deskripsinya terlalu besar..... Mendingan gak usah disebutin kan???? But anyway, I love the so-called booklet deh... aduh gambarnya lucu2x dan bagussss banget... I'll put up a new gallery or something to display the booklet pictures and all when I have time...

OK then.... that's my story on "GETTING YUME MONOGATARI" hauhauhuhaa..... do tag me if anyone is interested in trading in for my Tsubasa card, okay? Now.... to wait for nenek to come home with my other copy of Yume Monogatari.... and the NORMAL EDITION! Kyakyakyaaaa... I soooo need to hear 「ひと夏の...」 HITO NATSU NO... Okay, off to sing along with T&T again........

君が愛の花 僕が恋の花 瞬間をとらえて揺れて
月物語 星物語 祈り続けてきた...

Was eating my lunch this afternoon with toro-chan when my cellphone rang........ nomor tak dikenal... dan kebiasaan nere itu kalo nomor tak jelas lebih baik tak usah diangkat karena biasanya either itu client gue, atau temen yang udah lama gak kontek tapi ADA MAUNYA! eheksssssss... But somehow ada sebuah suara kecil at the back of my head yang uncannily sounds like Takki's voice (ok, now i'm just simply coo-coo) hauhauha Tak ada salahnya kan menjadi sedikit kreatip dan menambahkan bumbu2x micin, lada, merica, ketumbar, bubuk pala, shoyu, kecap, wasabi atau togarashi ke dalam cerita kita?

Dan gue mengangkat telpon ituuu dan ternyata itu adalah ibu tresia yang juga merupakan IBU AMBASSADOR kita semua untuk Kuuga heuheuhauuahaa dengan satu kalimat yang mengandung MAGIC WORDS

"NERE, YUME UDAH DATENG DI KUGA!"

Oh oh oh ohhhhhh......... mmmmmphhhh........... *i feel sudden JOYGASM emerging*....
gagagggagaaaaagagaggagagaaaa...........
KKKKKYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Omaigowk at long last ada juga Yume yang sudah SETANAH dengan gueeeee kyaaaaaaa... akhirnyaaaaaaaa menginjakkan tanah yang sama dengan YUME MONOGATARI *nangis bahagia* (Okay, I'm displaying more coo-coo-ness here) mwahahahahaha

Soooo... tomorrow I'm gonna go pick up my babiesss....... and we'll find out tomorrow exactly WHAT CARDS nere got from her YUMEs!!!!!!!!!!!
Mic, we'll find out tomorrowwww... if I got the Tsuba-cards you want... if I do, we'll definitely trade yooouuu!!!!!

Oh the SUSPENSE......................................

JACKO STRIKES AGAIN!

Click on the headline for link to CNN news page!

I must say, that it's about time they put away this FREAK behind bars! Pity, pity, I've gone from pity for him that developed throughout the decade into being appalled and just completely baffled! And sometimes it makes me wonder what is it that he actually went through in his childhood that caused him to be in the state that he is today. So, okay, if he's just a huge make-up and foundation freak, with his faithful white glove whatever thingy.... I wouldn't even give a damn about what he does everyday, but what he does to these children is just not right, and simply unforgivable. Can you imagine how these kids would grow up to be? Bener2x deh tuh dosa..... Yeah sure, everything they say is a LIE eheks... No, I don't "love" children, I don't "play" with the children, I'm innocent! Everything is a lie, everything is a figment of the children's imagination because they love me so much they want to be "played" by me! nyehekssssss... Yeah RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEE...... sangkaaaaaal terus aja sampe matiii Even a blind person could sense the truth deh...!

Yes, gue adalah oknum ANTI-JACKO, loud and proud! Gue nggak ngerti dari dulu kenapa cewek2x bisa nangis2x dan klepek2 kalo liat dia yang muka udah kayak topeng dan idung udah mau copot itu..... bener2x... GAK NGERTI!!! Kalo bandingin liat foto Jacko ama... say... Takki...? aduh HEL-LoOooOo... mungkin gue masih bisa mengerti kalo cewek2 nangis2x klepek2 liat JORDAN CHAN yang super jelek itu mwahahahaa si muka ayam... tapi kalo JACKO???

Eh... looks like its lunchtime!!!! Ntar gue lanjutin deh Jacko-bashingnya... sekarang musti isi perut dulu...

toro-chan... cabut yoksss......

waks ternyata di hari menjelang libur seperti ini, pak guru malah ngasih HOMEWORK ehekssss hauhauhuehuaaa but it's a FUN homework nonetheless! Aduh gue sampe musti RESEARCH dulu di lemari keramat gue sebelum mulai mengerjakan PR booo......... so many things to review so little time....

1. CD apa yg packaging nya paling bagus ???? (dan worth the money)
Although my first instinct was gonna say F4 Fantasy 4ever yang limited edition itu juga seperti kembar dempetku totoro tapi setelah gue timbang2x... sepertinya gue lebih dengan yang namanya...
HATACHI!
Kalau boleh gue bilang kayaknya satu2nya artis Joniz yang CDnya KREATIP cuman 2 anak ini deh dimana yang lainnya cukup menipu!!! If you click on the picture you'll see the details of its packaging, with TWO versions of its album yaitu yang BOX version and BAG version. Satu hal yang blurky pernah ngomong, yang interesting tentang Hatachi dan menarik perhatian adalah the fact that it is packaged dalam sebuah BOX GENDUT!!! (for the box version yah), dan gitu dibuka, meledaklah sebuah poster besar yang baliknya adalah lyrics, and a black bag yang berisi 10 lembar foto.... As you all know, nere looooooooves VISUAL STUFF! and all the photos look GREAT! Bener2 gak ada satupun yang membuat loe bergidik karena terlalu gelai dan over... they just look.... nice And then gue bahkan tidak menyadari sampai later on kalau ternyata yang BAG VERSION dimana packagingnya agak besar dan aneh sampe ira pernah bilang ama gue, "Nere, Hatachi tuh ada piringan hitam-nya yah?" karena emang packagingnya kayak laserdisc gitu... and who would've thought dalemnya ada lesser photos (only FIVE instead of TEN seperti yang di box), TAPIIII.... fotonya super GEDAIIIIII dan chooo kakkoooiiiii!!!!!!!!! Jadi inget hari itu, sebuah hari siyal dimana gue actually sedang side-jobbing dan dikorbankan oleh toto untuk menghadap seorang client gelap siyal "babu" (yang kemarin diketemukan MEMBAJAK ide gue dan toto but that's a whole other story) dan setelah dibantaiiii sepagiannn dengan questions dan tudingan2xnya terhadap proposal gue... bukannya gue balik kerja ke kantor malahan gue lancong ke sarinah (karena pada saat itu gue udah keliling dunia nyariin Hatachi BAG to no avail... di kuga abis, di WOM juga abis, di DS abis, dan ira ngasih gue input kalo dia ngeliat "piringan hitam hatachi" di sarinah!!!) jadi ngebutlah gue ke sarinahhh (such an unlikely place to have hatachi ya?) wakakakaka.... and so i got both versionsssss dan gue tidak menyesallll karena fotonya indah2x...!!!

2. CD apa yg sangat menipu??? (packaging nya bagus tapi isi nya jabluk AKA sux dan membuat eloe menyesal)
Maaf banget buat para penggemar V6, tapi salah satu PACKAGING CD tergagal dan paling bikin gue mo jadi sadakomedusa karena merasa menjadi KORBAN TIPU AVEX (pasti mama sley would agree with me on this! ) would be...
INFINITY ~LOVE & LIFE~
Yap yap, dimana gue dan toro udah sempet ngomel2 session bersama and concluded ini bener2 CD paling TIPU sejagat raya!!! Yeah, infinity indeed..... alias NYEK x INFINITY Well, I'm not saying kalo lagu2nya gak enak, as a matter of fact, gue makin cinta ama lagu2nya... tapi packaging dan isi-wise...... wat de fuk maaaaan..... apalagi setelah diumbar2x dengan adanya some funky 3-D POSTER dan sepasang INFINITY 3-D GLASSES yang ternyata hanyalah berupa sebuah LEMBARAN PLASTIK TIPIS TRANSPARAN (click on the infinity cover picture to see the TIPUAN SIYAL!) beheksssss banget!!! Belom lagi poster 3-D yang di bayangan gue itu pas gue buka dan liat gue udah bisa menggapai2x oom inocchi dan mungkin berasa bisa peluk dia... tapi ternyata hanyalah sebuah poster SATU COLOR alias BW (karena silvery gue anggep aja itu adalah sama dengan BW!) yang BUREM-BUREM karena supposedly itu baru akan menjadi sinkron gambarnya if you look at it through that piece of plastik tipuan they call a GLASSES????????
To tell you the truth sih sebenernya HOW'S IT GOING-nya ARASHI itu lebih gersang dan garing lagi, tapi pada intinya mereka itu nggak menjanjikan adanya bonus2x aneh yang ternyata AMAT SANGAT MENGECEWAKAN.... dimana loe juga gak expect apa2 dari CD itu except for their great music... dan dimana memang HiG itu tetep salah satu album terfavorit gue sampe saat ini!!! And another comment made by blurky, sensei-Joniz ku tercinta..... pas gue mengirimkan sebuah bajakan ARASHI HiG yang juga dilengkapi dengan print-out sebuah cover yang agak pixelated karena lagi coba2x doank bikin CD Cover...... dia membalas dengan melayangkan sebuah sms yang cukup lucu bunyinya: "Tiba2x ARASHI gretonk bercover butek ini terlihat lebih BERSINAR2x dibandingkan infinity penipu 118 rebu!!!!!" And these words coming out of BLURKY loh ya... the ULTIMATE WORSHIPPER of her dewa V6... (baca: kalo nere punya lemari Takki, blurky tuh punya lemari V6) Mwahahhahahaa

3. Siapakah artist yg mempunyai the whole package (all his/her ,merchandise worth to buy dengan tidak mengeluarkan berbagai stoopid variations)(toto harus 1 yah)
Well, I don't think you can give just one answer to this, dan kalau gue bilang ini adalah sebuah pertanyaan yang terlalu subjective. The term "WORTH BUYING" tentunya berbeda buat semua orang dimana mungkin some merchandise dengan value yang lebih worth secara nominal bisa jadi hanya bernilai sebagai a piece of garbage di mata gue karena gue nggak ngefans sama artistnya. Bener gak???
ONE GROUPIE'S TRASH IS ANOTHER GROUPIE'S TREASURE
Tapi kalo dari merchandise..... hmmm... well, sulit juga sih, kalo mau ngomong BANYAKNYA VARIASI MERCHANDISE itu mungkin gak ada yang bisa ngalahin artis2x JOHNNY'S dengan berbagai ratus ribu macam merchandisenya dari official photos, official calendar sampe OFFICIAL CONCERT PAMPHLET dimana benda yang terakhir ini merupakan sebuah HARTA KARUN yang tak terukur valuenya... and sadly, artis2x taiwan gak punya benda ini sama sekali!

4. Pictorial book siapa yg paling bagus dan juga yg paling jelek????
Nope, nope, me not gonna say Takki!! Mwahahaha... Believe it or not, pictorial book paling INDAH dan SLURPIE dan amat sangat bikin gue super is this pictorial book (yang kalau boleh gue bilang, TRULY PICTORIAL!)
SAKURABA YUUICHIRO PICTOBOOK
Well, gue juga sebenernya more into our idols looking very natural and all that, but perhaps Mr. Sakuraba here is the ONLY one in the world who should NOT be pulling off the natural look because he himself is the paradigm of GLAM ROCK And because he's a FICTITIOUS CHARACTER made this pictorial book even more intriguing because basically, THIS DUDE DOES NOT EXIST BEYOND THE WORLD OF "MUKO-DONO"!!! Yet, he HAS a pictorial book! Titled under his fictitious character's name!!!!! And bagi gue, ini bener2x pictorial book yang PALING MEMUASKAN untuk gue (yes, even more than Takki's little kiddy porn book that made chipi go BLIND!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAA Jadi inget chipi yang bener2 langsung MENTAL pas gue ngebuka halaman2x buku Takki itu bwahahhahahahhhhhh..... but anyway, yes, the Sakuraba Yuuichiro pictorial book is my #1!!!! Kalo soal paling jelek...... hmmmm belom kepikir deh..... hehe

5. Concert siapa yg paling bagus (daree ticket,meet and greet sampe kepuasan batin)
Berhubung pengalaman concert dengan idol itu tidak terlalu banyak, tapi dari artis2 bule yang pernah gue datengin konsernya yang setelah dibandingkan dengan artis2 timur itu ternyata gak ada tai-tainya worth kepuasan batinnya... well, since I've only been to three such events which is F4, 5566 and Energy..... kalo mau ngomong KEPUASAN BATIN jelas itu adalah...
5566 PROMO IN JAKARTA
dimana kita itu CAUGHT BY SURPRISE abis2an where even 30 menit sebelum ketemu ul ul kita masih dengan lantangnya MENGHUJAT 5566 tapi apa yang terjadi ketika mereka sudah berada SATU METER di depan muka kita????? Yep yep ==> The fact is that we get a private show in a small TV studio... dimana kita itu dapet the FRONTEST OF THE FRONT SEATS (kurang front apa lagi sampe ditarikin matras untuk duduk di lantai TEPAT DI DEPAN PANGGUNG dan TIDAK ADA PEMBATAS) And even more so PUAS due to the fact that the whole thing is GRETONK SEGRETONK2xNYA!!! Oh sankyuuuuu AsianGlitz we love yooouuu Sebuah event yang berjalan dari jam 1 siang (bener gak yah?) sampai MATAHARI TERBENAM!!! Getting to see dari rehearsing dance acts, singing, recording, repeat-record, repeat-rehearse... sampe acara dance outdoor, shooting hoops, AUTOGRAPH MEET & GREET SESSION yang agak dibanjiri banyak airmata akibat aturan "tidak boleh tandatangan diatas poster" and last but not least, AN ACTUAL BASKETBALL GAME dimana si kutsu amat sangat mendemonstrasikan kebodohan dia maen basket tapi tentunya kita semua buta dan tetap kya kya Tony (pada saat itu belom mengenal nama XIEZHI atau KUTSU) Yah...... itulah acara yang paling kepuasan batin untuk gue..... dimana selama 2 jam straight gue bisa ngeliatin 5566 in action hanya dari jarak LESS THAN 2 METER... kalau dibilang mungkin gue ngerasa gitu karena gue ngefans... well... NGGAK JUGA, karena intinya karena event itu, gue bener2x BELOK ABIS dari F4 BOULEVARD langsunggggg ke 5566 AVENUE tanpa tengok kiri kanan lagi!!! Dimana TWO Energy events belum bisa membuat gue belok sampe segitu drastisnya...... (but then again, it's gonna take A LOOOOOOOT OF WORTHY STUFF sampe bisa membuat gue membelot dari adonis kecilku Takki) mwhahahahaaa....

6. VCD package apa yg paling worth to buy??????
What kind of a question is this???? JELAS TIDAK ADA!!! Mwahahahhaaa... unless VCD Package itu ada a DEFINITELY WIN TICKET untuk bisa ketemu Takki.... jelas TIDAK ADAAAA!!! No thanks deh gue beli paket2x VCD gitu.... I'm sticking to BAJAKAN! The beauty of bajakan................. tapi of course tentunya gue tetep mau beli ori-nya BOKU DAKE NO MADONNA kalo sampe nanti itu keluar....... itsumademo... zutto... Kyon ga daisuki!!!

7. snacks apa yg paling bagus packaging nya dan enak juga isinya ?????(kayanya sich bakalan banyak yg pilih snacks jepang deh nyam nyam nyam)
Koq makin lama makin irrelevant sih questionsnya??? Maybe I'll say snack chocolate-filled marshmallow DORAEMONnya si totoro heuheuhauhaa sampe mo makannya aja gak tega boooo......... karena bungkusnya terlalu lucu dengan bermacam2 muka doraemon di setiap bungkus marshmallow laennya....

8. minuman apa yg paling bagus packaging nyba (yg ada pic idol nya juga mungkin boost the rating buat ibu 2)
Well, mungkin dulu gue bilang PEPSI tapi sekarang gue bilang...
NO REASON FOR NO COCACOLA!
Yep yep... this is for the NO REASON campaign! Hyaaaa.... gue MAUUUU satu set botol Coca Cola ini donk!!!! When I first saw it in FINEBOYS 8 yang covernya Takki.... gue sampe nganga karena kagettt... bwehhhh... banyak banget!!! If you click on the picture you'll see ALL ELEVEN BOTTLES and I still can't quite figure out who is the one on the fifth bottle from the left!!! L-R, according to my eyesight is: Okada, Inocchi, Tsuyo, Koichi, ????, MatsuJun, Nino, Sho, Aiba & Ohno Tapi yang ditengah itu siapaaaa yah??? Is it YAMAPI??? Setau gue he's not one of the endorsers of the NO REASON campaign sih... setau gue cuman KinKi, V6 & Arashi... hummm... Any ideas???
Sintingnya, out of a whole Coca Cola merchandise catalog page in the magazine, which consists of a digital camera priced @ 3,000 Yen, a BMW bicycle @ 2,000 Yen, a picnic table-bench-icebox set from Coleman @ 5,000 Yen, ternyata YANG PALING MAHAL adalah satu set collectibles lengkap 11 botol Coca Cola ini dan case-nya priced at a whopping 10,000 YEN!!!! Gilingaaaaaaaan gak tuhhhh????????

9. untuk idol siapa kalian punya pengocoran paling dahsyat!!!( yah at least top 3 lah)
- Takki
- Takki
- Takki
Yo, I ordered one version of the same CD at two places and in contemplating buying my THIRD dimana dulu2x gue suka beli beberapa album yang sama tapi versinya berbeda tapi ini THINKING OF BUYING THREE COPIES OF THE EXACT SAME VERSION OF THE CD???? I think Takki deserves even my TOP 10 pengocoran priority!!!

10. company apa yg kalian merasa punya great ,marketing tapi nggak sehat buat kantong 2 kita ????? (kalo gue sony)
DEFINITELY AVEX TUKANG TIPU SIYAL TAPI DAMN GENIUS ITU!!!

So, PAK GURU CHIPI..... score pengocoran saya berapakah?

WEEKLY ORICON RANK IS ONLINE!



Or you can also view it at their Weekly Single Rank page!!! Yosh yosh yosh, T&T!!!! Hmmm... must check out Weekly Oricon magazines then!!! Mwahahahaha!

Ganbatteeeeee, Takizawa-kun! Imai-kun! We're all so proud of you!!! EAT THAT, AYUMI!!!

Apparently, this here is the card that nenek got from her Yume single! Gyayayayyayaa.....!
IT'S THE ONE I WANT!
Mwahahahahaa.... so if we look into the theory of "SAME STORE = SAME BATCH" would basically mean... I GET THE EXACT SAME CARD! Hmmm is that good or bad? Oh I don't know which Takki card I want... I want it all!!!! Yes, greedy greedy nere!!! So, all of you who live in Singapore, and want the TAKKI BY THE LOTUS POND card...... go march into HMV Heeren and get your limited edition Yume!!! Technically, if it's a batch with the same cards in them, you'll get that Lotus card! Hahahaha... but I guess we'll see if each store really gets the same batch when I finally open mine.... fufufufufufu...

Sepertinya nenek ngocor lagi di mise hari ini..... and she told me that I am now a proud owner of some OLYMPUS PAMPHLET dimana Takki-nya merangkak2x di atas genangan air....! OoOoOoo... dengernya aja udah oh ain't it a bewdiful thing.... ngocor di mise..... I miss that feeling... but fear not, I will get the chance of yet ANOTHER DOUBLE DISASTER with toro-chan at end of December...! A grand finale right before she leaves the beautiful land of MindShare, dan selamanya meninggalkan diriku Oh dunia itu kejammmm...!!! Beheks..... btw, mise should really give us some loyalty points or something!!! Gue, nenek and toro tuh udah kayak NABUNG kali di toko itu hauhauheuheuhauhuehua.... kayaknya setiap taon itu isi etalase Takki-nya mise itu tau2 udah pindah aja semua ke dalem lemari kaca gue

*sigh*

That explains kenapa dompet gue selalu kosong Tabungan saya ada di BANK KINOKUNIYA BUKINDO, BANK KINOKUNIYA OF SINGAPORE, BANK MISE OF SINGAPORE, BANK WOM TA dan juga tidak ketinggalan BANK ANIME MACHI nyeks.....

Udah ah... gue udah kebanyakan nyap nyap nyap nyap for these past few days.... but of course, will not leave without saying this:

TACKEY & TSUBASA GOT #1
FOR WEEKLY ORICON 11/24!!!


Yayyayayayyayayayayayyyy.......!!!!! It's not up on the Oricon Weekly Single Rank YET!!! But it's already stated so on the T&T Avex website info page!!!



It says (loose translation):

"Yatta! Yatta! We did it!
We're very happy to announce that YUME MONOGATARI is now #1 on Weekly Oricon for week 11/24!
Thank you for all your support, Yume became #1 because of you.
We're very happy that the event also received a lot of great reviews from everyone.
The fans' support was awesome.
Please continue your support!"

Wahahahahaaa... gue selalu kebayangnya kayak komik karikatur gitu.... dimana ceritanya T&T itu dapet #1 rank karena sales mereka membludak.... and then you see the next frame, ternyata tuh fansnya T&T cuman ada 5 orang (misalnya) tapi masing2 orang itu ternyata membeli a full room's worth of CDs sampe CD Yume-nya numpuk ke langit2x gitu hauhauhaaaa beheksssssssssss apakah gue baur menghujat T&T ichibanku???

Goooommeeeeen nasai T&T! kebiasaan buruk nih ahuahuehuheaa anyway, gue bertekad mau tidur pagian hari ini...... but before we retire to bed.........
LET'S YUME!!!!

I'm blogging again???????
btw, Takki & Inuyasha have a new conversation ^_^;;;;

I'm now seriously contemplating..............................
in serious DILEMMA.....................
Should I or should I not purchase yet ANOTHER copy of the YUME MONOGATARI LIMITED EDITION SINGLE?????? Not that I've gotten any of mine, but right now I should have TWO coming into my hands... one from my friend who's in Singapore, another from a local store I ordered who claimed that he's getting his shipment after the holidays (after Lebaran, that is)

OH THE WAIT IS KILLING ME!!!!

I'm seriously contemplating purchasing YET ANOTHER Yume over at YesAsia! I even did a checkout shipping calculation and timing check!!!

Yume Monogatari (Sticker Trading Card + Booklet) Limited Edition Japan Version
Price: USD$12.25
Shipping: USD$12.98 (this is express, of course! Why get standard for YUME?)
Estimated ship out date: 19 November 2003

Hmmmmmmmmm.... 19 November 2003.... which means at the max longest time of 5 business days would mean I would perhaps get it at NOVEMBER 26.... which falls on the Lebaran holiday, which means the post office is probably not as full-functioning as they are on regular days... which means the risk of it getting lost or something is bigger... which also means DISASTER for me! So.... I guess I'm gonna wait and reverse count the estimate arrival date that falls right after vacation (when the city isn't as *DEAD*)

OH BUT I SOOO WANT IT NOW!!!
*ready to click the button on YesAsia*
toro-chan!!! HELP HELP HELP!!! Please slap some senses into my empty zombie head that's full of only Yume and Takki right now!

Mic, sugoi yo... the fact that you bought not one, not two, not three but TEN Yume Monogatari copies!!! I wish I had the courage to do so!!! But I don't!!! I'm afraid of the guilt trip that will be haunting me from behind the door of my T&T SHRINE glass cupboard that totally questions my sanity! (And I know that would be coming from my mom!) And what's the first thing she's gonna rub into my face???
MY DAMNED AGE!
By the way, did you get them all at one place or did you buy them in like different places??? Wow, still can't believe you bought ten singles! Sugoi!!! T&T would be so proud of you!!!

Hmmm... T&T had slipped down the Oricon charts... they're now at #5 at the Daily Single Ranks and that biyatch Ayumi is back at #1 again!!! Argh... tsumaranaaiiii yo!!! Just wondering what Oricon's ranks are based on..... votes? Sales? Now I'm wondering about T&T's sales.... I'm wondering if those evil marketing executives actually pulled off their evil, zurui plan to boost sales like crazy by creating such a CRAZY SCHEME of this 9-type trading card thingy??? Dang it.... at every new thought of yet buying another T&T single... I could almost hear the echoes of their evil laugh in the back of my head! Yeah, that's how EVIL they are! They're even more evil than those promotors who brought F2 to Indonesia last month!!! And I thought that was already ultimately evil! Voila... there's always something new to top the "MOST"s

Enough YUME-BABBLING! I've blogged about 4 times in the past 24 hours I think!!!!!! This is ridiculous! It's people like me who put blogger into RUSAK MODE frequently because we eat up so much of their space perhaps? HuHauhUahuHauHA... Ahhhh... tomorrow is the big day at work... after tomorrow, I can do whatever I want coz tomorrow is my Q3 MEDIA REVIEW... like FINALLY! It's like the last big thing to do right before the holidays.... and after tomorrow, it will be like a whole big huge load OFF MY BACK! And I can blog and blog and blog and blog again! (And what do you call this????) I'm blogging 4 times a day before my big job tomorrow... and after the big job... does this mean I'll be blogging like... SIX TIMES A DAY??? I smell a BLOGSTIPATION coming in............. hmmmm....

Okay... I'll let my "YUME" decide tonight..... I'm not the kind of person who remembers my dreams, so when I do remember it vividly, it must mean something! So if I dream something that has ANYTHING AT ALL to do with Takki or the Yume Monogatari single... I'm gonna interpret it as a sign to "BUY ANOTHER COPY" Oh, I am insane.... I am truly truly INSANE!

SHOKURA 11/09
TACKEY & TSUBASA
Review Part 2

Okay, continuation of yesterday.... where did I left off??? Aha! 3 TOPS (minus Yamapi of course) donning their bright orange jendral-costumes singing what they call a POSITIVE MEDLEY (???) Hummm... Is this a synonym for like... a genki medley or something? Hahahaha not so sure what these Japanese are thinking when they're using english..... just like what dessey was pointing out yesterday about something we saw in a magazine about a CHEMISTRY album cover with a SERIOUS grammatical error mwahahahhahahaa Can't remember what it is........

Also, in KAZE NO UTA... when Tsubasa was singing the lyrics "Blowin' in the wind..." Hmmm... guess what the subtitles say? It says "BROWIN' in the wind..." Mwahahahahaaaa.... how do you "brow" the wind??? Also at his last lyrics, it says, "Hear the windy sing......" Hmmm....
WHO IS WINDY? Itu nama orang yah??? Apakah Windy nyanyi2x sama Tsubasa??? heuehuahuahuaaa technically because "windy" is an adjective, it should be followed by a noun... which is "song" and not "sing" Ah toeng toeng all these Japanese...... now I'm starting to remember all those funny hilarious grammatically err captions in WINK UP 9 in the Arashi pages....... Man, those are hilarious! I'll find the link later because I've blogged about this once... will update later...

Whew, that's a long detour!!! 3TOPS was singing some medley songs like KinKi's kokoro and other songs like Ganbarimashou! and Minna de WAHAHA.... they've been doing a lot of medleys lately but I think I like the previous Shokura's when they were doing an array of cutesy kiddy songs hauhauhauhaaa.... I'm starting to see KAZAPON in a new light now, always thought of him as this geeky looking kid but he's actually a pretty good host and he's veeeery CHATTY! I think he's my favorite 3TOPS right now! Mwahahahaa....

Next up comes the KAMENASHI KAZUYA SOLO!!! Oooooh so THIS is what got nenek completely OVERDOSED and *ngiiiiiiiiik...* hauhauheuheuhaa! So Kame comes out wearing a kimono and he was dancing around with a giant brush like Tony Leung in HERO And then he wields a sword and starts a swordfight with the rest of KAT-TUN!!!!!!!!! Oh nosebleed nosebleed..... now if only KOUKI was playing the big hero instead of Kame.... oh well....

Then Kame comes out in his white costume with that tie.... and sings HA My goodness, I'm like having this dejavu... the dance moves, the arrangement, everything is exactly the same as when TAKKI sang it in SUGAO 2 He even sounds almost exactly like Takki mwahahahhaa.... but sadly to say, I think Kame sang it way much better than Takki did! and I caught some hip-grinding *ACTION* he did with one of his background dancers! No wonder nenek got a nosebleed-fiesta!!! Mwahahaha!

Then Kame was joined with the rest of KAT-TUN for FIGHT ALL NIGHT Wow.... KAT-TUN certainly is good... I think they're one of the most talented groups in Johnny's... and I also think they DESERVED to debut more than NEWS (sorry for NEWS fans) but that's what I think! FIGHT ALL NIGHT is a good mix of singing, dancing and rapping by Kouki & Nakamaru! And it's not even a hip-hop song!!! And then they were lined up and the music quieted down... and oh la la it's LOVE OR LIKE!!! It's the song written by Jin himself!!! I totally absolutely loooove this song...!!! It's a beautiful song!!! *sigh* Now if we could . just . GET . RID . OF . JIN'S . TANGAN . GANTUNG ! Oh man, he's so LENJE!!! Sebel deh gue liatnyaaaaa!!! Even toro-chan spotted the tangan gantung when I showed her Shokura this afternoon!!!!

La-dee-da... ooh ooh we're back to TACKEY & TSUBASA! Yayayayayyyy....... they're now on stage with Yamapi and AkiJun... looking absolutely gorgeous... again with that very *DISTRACTING* armband... Takkiiiiii what are you doing to me!!! Stop exhibiting your BICEPS Actually wait! No! Don't stop exhibiting your tamago... in fact... TAKE IT ALL OFF! So Yamapi asked them, "When you were little, what did you wanted to be?" And.... *sigh*.... again Takki answered:

"I wanted to be a PRO-WRESTLER!"

Haiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... there you go again, Takki and his pro-wrestling fetish!!! Come on lah my dear Takki... you're too skinny to be a pro-wrestler! I won't allow you to take part in such BRUTE, BARBARIC, INHUMANE activity they call SPORT! Man, I'll bet this boy subscribes to those live cable wrestling matches!!! Why can't he like nice, normal sports like basketball or soccer??? I'm not asking him to watch GOLF you know, but come on, PRO-WRESTLING????

I . JUST . DON'T . GET . IT !

Okay, and then Tsubasa said that he had always wanted to be the ticket-person at a train station or something??? Oh Tsubasa, how simple-minded!!! It's soooooo kiddy!!! Gyayayayyaa.... so cute!!! Ahahahahhaa.... at least better than wanting to be a pro-wrestler! *sticks tongue out at Takki* Nyah nyah nyah....

I'm so glad their YUME MONOGATARI performance was still colorful in those pink and blue feathered boas!!! I totally LOVE those costumes! Still remembered when I first saw it in the MS Special Medley... blurky and I was watching it together and we almost *DIED* laughing.... blurky was literally rolling on the floor (okay, more like on my couch!) But seriously, I couldn't stop laughing then, I couldn't stop laughing now! Except that maybe now, I can do the YUME while I laugh my head off!!!!!

The performance was great!!! They seemed very dynamic and energetic! And the camera angle caught a lot of details of the movement!!! So the Shokura Yume is the best bet if you really wanna learn the Yume moves!!! Seriously, try doing it, it's FUN! Now everytime I'm watching the Yume clips here and there, just like toro-chan, I think my arms and feet just start moving automatically!!! You hear the music... and you just want to YUME with them! Oh dear... I hope I don't get caught by my boss slapping my hips while taking short breaks from work and opening the Music Station download files!

KAT-TUN closed the episode right after Yume Monogatari with a song called ROCKETMAN It's a cute and genki song!!! I like it! Yada yada yada... the end!!! Well, I'm satisfied by this episode!!! There's surprisingly more KAT-TUN this week than last last weeks' episodes it seems... I like 3TOPS but I like KAT-TUN better.... argh! I wish I understand Japanese more fluently! Sometimes I can only guess what they're saying And for someone taking the noryoku shiken in less than a month, both blurky and I don't seem to be studying that much! Should we be worried??? Ahahahahaa... I dunno...

Okay then.... that's all for tonight's Shokura review!!! See you at the next Shokura... or more like, see you at the next T&T SHOKURA!

Three main things to blog about today:

LOGIC GOES OUT THE WINDOW...
... upon seeing the many many Yume Monogatari trading cards already up for auction at the Yahoo! Japan auctions!!! I spent all morning scrolling down pages and pages of the keywords "Yume Monogatari" (in kanji) on that site and clicking on every single trading card posting and went completely.....
And what do I learn from this??????
THAT AVEX IS EVIL....!!!
BUT I WANT THEM ALL!!!
So so so so sooooo evillllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!! How could they do this to us? Drain our $$$$ like this? (pointless and dumb-ass question of course, where this is AVEX we're talking about, those bloodsuckers who live to suck our $$$ dry!!!) I think that having like 9 versions of the album is much better than doing it like this, where it's like TOTAL GAMBLING everytime you buy a double-copy of the single!!! And you can only PRAY HARD that you get a Takki card (if you're a Takki fan) and Tsubasa fans pray to get a Tsubasa card!!! Eheks..... and seperti bapak kuuga bilang, most likely that his store will get ONE BATCH that contains the exact same card.... so... I gotta buy it from like, NINE DIFFERENT STORES? We don't even have THAT MUCH stores selling Japanese version CDs...!!! I'm lucky if I could find more than 3 in this city!!!

Anyway, thank goodness I'm more inclined towards the Takki-cards because there are four, so chances are still good... can you imagine if you're aiming to get the T&T CARD? There's like only.... ONE T&T CARD out of the NINE trading card versions!!!! So so so so sooooo evil!!! They should've just made NINE T&T CARDS instead of doing it like this!!!! Ahhhh... anyway, here's a big thanks to carrie, who compiled all the nine cards into one huge jpeg for all you T&T fans who are dying to see what the cards are like:

Click here to see the Yume Monogatari trading cards!

MWAAAWAWAWAWAWAAAAA.............
I really want that Takki over the pond card! And also the close-up card....... argh... and also the one where he's lying down on the ground!!!! Argh...!!! I'm going insane!!! Must really really prepare myself when I open my copy of the single and suddenly found a... Tsubasa card............ Hmmm now I'm wondering what the BIG T&T PICTURE PUZZLE behind all the nine trading cards look like? I wanna know what it's like to be able to determine if it's actually WORTH getting all nine cards for??? If it's a picture of them donning the PINK & BLUE FEATHERS............... mwahahahahahahahhaha I'm gonna make sure I go through heaven and hell to get all those nine!!!!!

Next......

THE ADDICTIVE YUME DANCE!!!
Today, toro-chan and I did the YUME again! Mwahahahaaa... usually we take our lunch hours for as long as...... 1.5 hours or so, but today, we sped up our lunch and spent the rest of the hour watching the POP JAM YUME MONOGATARI and the SHOKURA YUME MONOGATARI Aduh bener banget deh kata toro-chan dimana dance ini amat sangat lucu dan addictive... dimana a NON T&T FAN seperti toro bisa kepincut setengah mati sama dance mematikan ini hauhauheuheuhaaa and looks like we almost could do the YUME except for the footwork yah toro-chan? Huhauahuhaua... nanti tgl 13 DESEMBER kita latihan khusus lagi di rumah nere!!! First we go kepiting dulu... lalu kita bakar kalori kepiting dengan berYUME seharian dimana dirumah nere ada PROPS yang bisa kita gunakan yaitu TIANG MIKROPON HUahUahuHauhUahuHaa... perlukah gue BULU2xIN dulu itu tiang untuk kita latihan??? BWahhahahahahhaaaaa.........

And then there is.....

NINO'S *BLEEP*
Aduh mak......... gue tadi ngebuka imelnya yenie oba-chan dengan amat sangat hati2x expecting yg nongol adalah foto tak senonoh... tapi ternyata fotonya cukup normal........ tapi OMAIGOWK deh tante yenie!!! Bwahahahahahahahahhhh aduh gue completely speechless karena *KAGET* sekaget2xnya hauhauheuheuhaaaaaaa and TOENGGGGGG YENIE kayaknya itu gak perlu diZOOM deh udah keliatan!!! Mwakakakkakakakkakakakkaaaa.... Buset deh dari thumbnail-nya ajaaaa udah keliatan dehhhh nyeplakkkk gitu hauhauheuheuhuhaaa aduh koq obrolan jadi tak senonoh gini bwahahahahaa aduhhhh..... Mwahahahahaa... hayo siapa lagi yang mau lihat.............. silahkan layangkan request di tag gue atau di tagnya yenie oba-chan

OOOH OHHHH OOOOOHHHHH!!!
I know I said there are only gonna be THREE things to blog right now but looks like the FOURTH thing just came to me through a long distance sms from Singapore!!!!!
Let's PAR-TAY because...
NENEK GOT ME BOTH YUMEs!!!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahaaaa babyyyyy.... first she sms-ed asking that she found two covers of Yume... one with 5 tracks and the other with 6 tracks... and she asked me "WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?"

Ooooooooo.... nenek of course me want BOTH!!!! Mwakakakakkkakakaaaa.... the more the merrier deh... let's order here and there because I really do have a feeling I'm gonna buy an extra copy of the limited edition from Kuuga (where I originally ordered but hasn't arrived until today huh)... and perhaps toro-chan wants the normal edition because it's got more songs...? Unless you also want the limited edition one... and then donate the Takki-card to the needy (read: me)

And dia juga bilang dia NGOCOR BERATZZZZZZZZ di miseeee bo!!! Ohohohoahahahahaaa.... kayaknya seperti biasa ritual2 kita dari dulu.... nanti nenek pulang harus PRIVATE GATHERING untuk ilerin harta nihhhh.... Seperti dulu tiap kali ada yang gantian pulang dari mana... langsung OKEH LET'S GO TO KIYADON TA dan lap2x meja semaleman untuk mendisplay semua harta benda indah hauahuheuheuhaaa.......

GOD BLESS YOU NENEK!!!
Semoga Tuhan memberkati tanganmu supaya engkau mengambil sebuah limited edition copy yang isinya TAKKI-CARD!!!! Tapi kalo dapet Tsubasa card juga gpp sihhhh... bisa trading kiri kanan I guess... heehhee GANBATTE NENEK!!!!

And voila it's 7 PM!!!!!! Okie... gotta go home and blog about the continuation of Shokura!!!

nere got her YUMEs...... nere got her YUMEs....... nere got her YUMEs...... fuffufufufufufufuuu.....

SHOKURA 11/09
featuring TACKEY & TSUBASA!!!
Review Part #1
Oh happy happy day..... I've repeated this Shokura episode like twice within the span of less than 24 hours mwahahahaa... and I think I'll rewatch it again tonight!!! And I must say, this episode has a lot of kicks!!!

They opened the shokura with KAT-TUN singing 「ハルカナ約束」 HARUKANA YAKUSOKU Oooh... haven't heard this song in quite awhile! And I still love the song! Hmmmm I wonder if nenek got to see the Harukana Yakusoku opening coz I know she LOOOVES the song to death too! In fact, it's the song that got her in love with KAT-TUN for the first time!!! And ooh... I think KAT-TUN got quite a lot of new costumes lately... hmmm perhaps because they just had that second concert in the summer! But some things never change... JIN still gets stuck with some "celemek tempel" apron thingy!!! Beheks... and he had this red costume for Harukana Yakusoku that looked like some puffy bubbly apron and he looked like he was pregnant or something! bwahahahaa kesian deh loe Jin!!! And of course his "lenje tangan gantung" is still there too.... dunno what's up with that hanging wrist man... makes him look so damn LENJE! Aduh... but Jin is like my favorite KAT-TUN!!!! I noticed that hanging wrist waaaay before I even knew much about them... and always thought he looked kinda... lenjeee... but oh well... i dunno why he's like CURSED with apron-style costumes because even when we see KAT-TUN wearing their white costumes.... again, Jin get's some funny skirt-slash-apron thingyyyy under his shirt and over his pants! Aiyoyoyo Jin!!!!

NAKAMARU was kakkoooooiiiii..... I think starting last night, my KAT-TUN rank was officially shuffled from square one, and the current rank is:
1. Tanaka Kouki
2. Nakamaru Yuuichi
3. Kamenashi Kazuya
4. Akanishi Jin
5. Taguchi Junnosuke
6. Ueda Tatsuya
YES, TANAKA KOUKI!
And I don't know why either... but he's getting much much much more these days... abisnya dia cowok banget sihhhh.... and I think he gained a little bit more weight than last time.... and perhaps... TAMAGO and his hair got longer now too.... keliatannya MATA NENEK tidak salah pilih juga nih waktu pertama kali jatoh cinta ama KOKI JUNKIEZ HuahUHAuHAuhUhaaa kuwalat bener deh gue dulu hujat2 Kouki!!! Anyway, Nakamaru did this percussion acapella thingyyyyy.... it was soooooo cool...!!! I was just sitting there in front of the television with my mouth hanging watching Nakamaru........ ah... so cool!!!!

Anyway, lots of nice songs sung in this episode.... Kota Yabu was singing this song that was surprisingly very very nice... it's called "kono hoshi de umarete" It's such a nice songgg!!!!!! And K.K.Kity performed too but I thought I only saw about 4-5 kitys and dunno which one is missing.... and they sang "PRIVATE HEARTS" too but of course only Koyama, Kato & Kusano was in the spotlight, the rest was just background dancing for their fellow NEWS-ers hahahehhehahaaa oh kasian sekaliiiiii the ITY-s hauhauhauhauhaa Like dianne said today... NEWS made 4TOPS into 3TOPS, reduced K.K.KITY into simply ITY and cut off 2 from Kanjani 8 into Kanjani 6 Mwahahahaa...

Finally, KAT-TUN came back on stage in their white costumes... and then Yamapi asked them what is their dream right now? And the funny thing was they all answered "ONEE-CHAN GA HOSHII" which means, "I WANT A BIG SISTER!" First it was Kame who said that... he said "Onee-chan ga hoshii!" and then when it was Jin's turn, he said, "Ore mo, onee-chan ga hoshii!" ==> "Me too, I want a sister!" And then Kouki answered THE SAME EXACT THING and then Yamapi followed saying, "Okay then... me too! I want a sister too!" So... what is it with KAT-TUN????? They all want a big sister??? Mau disayang2x kah??? Mau dimomong2x kah??? Oh dengan senang hatiiiiiiiiii gue bersedia koq momongin Koukiii!!! Dan gue tau banget pasti nenek amat sangat bersedia untuk membelai2x Kame!!!!! hauhueheuhuahuaaaa..... so anyway, that part was where they introduced in TOMA who was wandering at the backstage into the changing rooms of.....

タッキー&翼様
TACKEY & TSUBASA-SAMA!
That's cool though, how usually they attach the suffix -SAMA at the changing rooms..... a very honorific suffix! Aaaaaahhh.... I see Takki!
KYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAA.......
Oh toeng sekali Takki... he's trying to swing himself over the..... COAT HANGERS???? Toeng toeng toeng But... but but but... oh so KAKKOIIIIIIIIIIIII.... He's wearing that funny vest he wore when singing "IT'S ONLY DREAM" over a white shirt!!!!!! Aaaaaahhhh I love it when Takki wears a clean white shirt gyayayayayayaaaa.... Hahahaha I didn't realize that thing he wore was actually an accessory.... or more like a vest! I thought it was part of his shirt in It's Only Dream... turns out that it's detachable and attachable to just about any item of clothing you wear!!!! ahhhhh.... kakkoiiii desu neee... Hahahaaa it's funny when Toma said that they have to answer some questions, and then Takki said, "Not if the questions are YABAI!" HuahuHauhUAhUHaa...
Hmmmmm by the way, I have a question......
WHAT'S UP WITH TAKKI AND PRO-WRESTLING?
I know that Takki LOVES pro-wrestling (and nere says, YUCK!) eheks.... I've read him ramble on and on and on and on about pro-wrestling in magazines and was just simply... baffled!!!! ARGH!!! Why does Takki like such a barbaric, idiotic pseudo-sport???!!! Blehhh...!!! anyway, I swear, I think I heard the word "Pro-wrestling" mentioned more than once in this shokura episode!!!! And the most WACKY thing was the backstage part, when they finally all sat down (Takki, Tsubasa & Toma)... and then Toma asked them both, "What is the item that you really want right now?" and Takki's answer was just... simply... baffling!!!!! He replied:

"PRO WRESTLING RING!"

OKAY.... TAKKI!!!! Can we get a NORMAL answer please??? Even if you like pro-wrestling... why would you want a RING??? And where are you gonna put it? In your ROOM? Are you gonna set up your BED inside the ring????? Or perhaps you want it so you can wrestle your GUESTS??????? Mwahahahaa... such a funny answer!!! Even Toma was like "Pro-wrestling ring?????" bwahahaha...... Tsubasa, on the other hand said that he wanted a "BIG WASHING MACHINE!" And he demonstrated as though he was hugging the washing machine as it was shaking while it's spinning the clothes inside Tsubasa-kun, you too, are strange! Dunno what he was talking about though... but his actions were funny!!!!

Takki & Tsubasa sang 3 songs in this shokura episode, they are 「風の詩」 KAZE NO UTA, IT'S ONLY DREAM and then 「夢物語」YUME MONOGATARI Kyayayayyayaaaaa I'm so glad I got this episode recorded..... I really like Kaze no Uta... it's sooo... relaxing! Can't wait to get the CD!!! If I could screencap my recording I really wanted to show this really nice shot of Tsubasa when he was singing the song, it was this one quick shot (only about a few seconds) where he was shot from behind, and he was shown facing an NHK HALL full of audience and a bright spotlight right at him.... it really fits the song! He looked like a rock superstar in that one second!!! It's truly a beautiful view!!!! And as for IT'S ONLY DREAM, I think I've reviewed it in my Thursday blog entry... and still loving it... and makin mabok tamago Takki deh..... still want to pencet pencet tamago indah itu Mwahahahhahahaa I think IT'S ONLY DREAM sounds pretty similar to KAZE NO UTA, they both have a very similar "feel"... but maybe "It's Only Dream" is a little more genki and inspiring in a way...? Hmm... dunno...... but either way, both songs are sooooo nice! I really love it!!! Now I wish there are more performances for 「ひと夏の...」 HITO NATSU NO... Ihiks...... the only one I have is in POP JAM... and perhaps it's the only HITO NATSU NO... performance anywhere!!! Hmmm... is there any other performances done for this song?????

Oh boy.... it's already 1 A.M!!!! I think I need to stop here for now.... and continue the review tomorrow or else finishing this review will cause me to sleep at... 3 AM!!! HuahUHAuHUAhUAa Aaaaah... tanoshii no shuumatsu desu! Truly a happy and fun weekend!!! Sore jya... me gonna go sleep now! (Read: repeat watch Shokura)

Finally, I'm home on my blog!!! And so many things to tell.....!!! Tapi gue cuman bakal fokus di beberapa kejadian seru aja because the rest are not important! (baca: cerita nere dugem lagi is not important la yao!)

FINALLY MET WITH DESSEY!!!
Kyou... tanoshikatta desu yo! Had another Ichiban gathering untuk ketemu dessey tapi ternyata yang dateng koq segambrenkkkk.... ada dessey, dianne, yenie oba-chan, githa, imel, dita, juju, vicky, dan ada beberapa yang baru gue pertama ketemu seperti putri dan nova dan ada dua lagi yang gue lupa namanya GOMEN! huehuehuahuhaaa seru abisss... walaupun gue juga gak terlalu lama... eh lama juga denk hampir 2 jam kita bergusip2x dan buka2 POTATO 12-nya bu vicky... dan dimana tiba2 ada topik yang kurang senonoh nongol akibat pembahasan AN AN OKADA yang akhirnya nyampe ke foto about nino's *BEEP* yang gue belom pernah liat!!! yenie oba-chan zettai ni harus kirim gue yahhh gue jadi penasaran apaan sihhh... hauhauhauhaaaa aduh tapi jangan diperagain pake kepalan tangan gitu donk *gedubraks* and ohhh sebuah hujatan dari yenie oba-chan dimana pas ngomongin sizenya si *BEEP* (sensor--demi ketentraman kita bersama di ichiban), tante yenie cuman mengacungkan sebuah kelingking kecillll... Oh kejaaaammmmmmmmmmm....... tapi gue gak protesss deh... alias setujuuuuuuwww....

OH NENEK, WELCOME HOME TO THE WORLD OF JONIZ!!! <-- these are classified as tears of joy!!!
Pada hari Sabtu malam, di saat gue sedang berusaha ngeburn2x harta2x untuk gedering ichiban sambil pletakin CD-RW gue yang agak2x uncooperative that night.... tiba2x... pada sekitar jam 8-an gue mendapatkan sms live report dari nenek yang sedang berada di negeri sebrang lautan dalam misi mulia "HOLY GRAIL TO MISE-KINO-SUPREME" yang ternyata tanpa sengaja lagi duduk2 di hotel room, tiba2 flip channel ke NHK dimana pada hari dan saat itu lagi ada SHOKURA! Tiba2x handphone gue kebanjiran sms berentetan dari seorang nenek yang overdosis abis2annnnn... sampe handphone gue sempet HANG karena kemasukan kebanyakan sms bertubi2x!!!
Ini juga salah satu penyebab ke-kebat-kebitan gueee malam itu... dimana nenek pertama laporan kalo dia lagi ngeliat sebuah acara di NHK yang dia gak tau namanya apa... and a lot of LITTLE BOYS DANCING AROUND huahuahuehuehaa... dan selanjutnya sms berentetan yang terjadi antara nere & nenek adalah sebagai berikut... (dan gue tiba2x DEJAVU berat dengan kejadian 3 bulan yang lalu where this exact same thing happened when we were both watching the KAT-TUN SUMMER CONCERT VCD and how coincidental, we're both across the ocean Indonesia-Singapore as well.... and the difference is kali ini nenek yang di Singapore dan gue yg di Jakarta!

*BEEP* <-- bunyi sms (sebenernya sih bunyi sms gue gak begitu tapi complicated, dan untuk mempersingkat waktu pengetikan kita pake *BEEP* aja!)
nenek: oh nereeee.... acara apakah iniiii di NHK banyak bocah2x kecil lagi menari2x!!! APAKAH INI MUSIC STATION???
nere: WAKS NENEK... itu adalah SHOKURA! omaigowkkk elo lagi di hotelkah???

*BEEP*
nenek: iyaaa gue lagi di hotel!!!! aduh gue sampe lagi megap2x OD gini di depan nyokap gue there goes jaim out the window deh!!! oh nere apakah akan ada KAT-TUN?????????
nere: BWAHAHAHAHAHA kebuka kedok loe donk di depan nyokap!!! OF COURSE PASTI ADA KAT-TUN... shokura itu udah kayak KAT-TUN CENTRAL dehhh!!! And you're also in luck karena selain KAT-TUN....... (belom selesai gue ngetik sms tiba2x...) *BEEP! BEEP!* (oro, i guess nenek found KAT-TUN!) ....... hari ini juga seharusnya ada TAKKIIIIIII!!!!

(buka sms nenek yg udah masuk 2 biji!)

nenek: OH NERE ADA KAT-TUN! OH MEREKA LAGI JOGET2x ADUHHHHH BOCAH2x INI INDAH SEKALI PLETAK DIRI YANG SEMPAT MEMBUANG DAN MELUPAKAN JONIZ! OH KAMEEEE CINTAKU NEGRIKUUU!!!!
nenek: TAKKIIIIIIIIII.........

yep yep... looks like she found Takki as well!!!

nere: KYAAA SUDAH KELUARKAH TAKKINYA??? CAKEPKAH???? ADUH DIA PAKE ARMBAND KERAMAT YANG....... *BEEP! BEEP!* (oro udah masuk sms lagi?) ........NGEWRAP TAMAGO DENGAN INDAH SEKALI BUKAN!!!!

(buka sms nenek yg udah masuk 2 biji LAGI!)

nenek: ADUH TAKKI CAKEP SEKALI!!! OH OH EVEN TSUBASA LOOKS GOOD!!!
nenek: PLETAK DIRI YANG SEMPAT MELUPAKAN TAKKI JUGA!!!! OH SUDAH LUPA BETAPA INDAHNYA FEELING OD JONIZZZ...!!! ADUH BOCAH2x INI.....
nere: oh ikutan nangis bahagiaaaaa.... NENEK-CHAN WELCOME BACK TO DUNIA JONIZ!!!! dan ikutan PLETAKIN nenek yang emang sempet lupain semua keindahan dunia ini!!!

*BEEP!*
nenek: aduh aduh ikuta tomaaaa!!! yamapiiii!!! aduh aduh bener2x deh nyokap gue lagi duduk di ujung kamar liatin gue di depan TV dengan mulut menganga dan iler ngeces.......
nere: ............ (masih mikir mau bales apa)

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

dan alhasil tiba2x telpon gue HANG! bwahahahhahaa alhasil gue musti matiin telpon en reboot dehhh istilahnya hauhauhuehueaa.... baru akhirnya bisa baca sms lagi yang ternyata ada yang dari temen gue yg laen sih...

nenek: OH KAME CINTAKU NEGRIKUUUU...... ngiiiiiiiiikkkkkk liat Kame pake baju SAMURAI dan maen pedangggg aduh KAMEEE KAMEEE KAME KECILKUUUUU.........
nere: OMAIGOWK NENEK KAU LIVE REPORT SEKALI! gue dengernya aja ikutan ngiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkk jugaaa... aduh nenek tiba2 jadi dejavu dulu kita live report jakarta-singapore juga pas lagi nonton VCD KATTUN!!!!!

*BEEP!*
nenek: EHEK bulu2x pinku dan biru ini EHEKS sekaliiii nereeee huahahhahahahhahhaaaaaa
nere: OMAIGOWK NENEK ADA BULU2x PINKU DAN BIRU?? OMAIGOWK MEREKA NYANYI YUME??? KYA NENEK ITU ADALAH YUME MONOGATARI YANG DILATIH TORO DAN NERE BERHARI2x LAMANYA! KYA KYA KYA YUME YUME YUME!!!!!!!

*BEEP!*
nenek: oh ya ampuuuuun ITU TOH YUME????? aduh lucuuuu emang joget2nya huahauhuehuehaa tapi gak nahan bulu2xnya booo!!! aduh nere semoga rekamanmu berhasil supaya bisa nonton ulang lagi oh KAME KAME YG INDAH ITU TADI........................ aduh sekian live report nanti nyambung lagi!!!!
nere: CUP CUP MWAKS MWAKS NENEK!!!! nanti gantian gue yg live report 1 jam lagiiiii!!!

Aduh tiba2x gue langsung rasanya pengen loncat naek mobil ngebut ke apartment gue walaupun gue masih bakal dijemput sekitar 2-3 jam lagi sama temen gue hauhauhuehuehaaa..... tapi akhirnya gue menahan diri karena juga belom mandi, belom makan, belom ngapa2in...... aduh mama tapi pengen nonton SHOKURA! oh sabarrrr suburrrrrrrrr sabaaaaaaaaaaarrrr subuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!!! And I tell you, malem itu gue bener2 KEBAT KEBIT abis... sumpah gue bener2 lagi mikirin... kalo sampe gue nyalain TV nanti malem dan press PLAY di VCR gue dan yg nongol adalah screen blank hitammmm gue bakalan langsung jadi gila kali yah????? bisa bener2x abissss... dimana gue langsung layangkan sebuah sms untuk kembar dempetku toro-chan tercinta yang lagi OD Inuyasha di rumah kebat kebit karena mulai mendekati episode spoiler yang berbubuhkan lagu Sotsugyou ~ONE VERSION~-nya T&T!!! Gue bilang.... kalo sampe tiba2 Shokura gue gagal.... BA-BIE HARUS SIAP NGELONIN STA-CIE

So finally after shower, dinner and everything, gue angkut semua keperluan gue dan berangkat (baca: NGEBUT) ke apartment gue untuk lebih tepatnya bukan menunggu jemputan untuk pergi ke ikan kembung (that's another whole paragraph yang bakalan isinya banyak ngomel2x dan !@#$%^) tapi more untuk NONTON SHOKURA! Dimana sepanjang jalan gue udah bener2 psych myself untuk siap2x gagal... siap2x gagal... siap2x gagal... siap2x gagal.... karena keinget kejadian bodoh dulu yang perekaman gagal dan gue kira ada Takki tapi ternyata gak ada.... and now I'm really truly wondering... which would disappoint me more at that time:

1. Gagal ngerekam Shokura yang gue sangka ada Takki-nya
atau...
2. Berhasil ngerekam Shokura yang gue sangka ada Takki-nya dan pas gue tonton ternyata gak ada!

I wonder........ apakah pas saat gue berhasil ngerekam Shokura itu... gue bakal kecewa berat pas nontonnya karena ternyata bener2x zenzen Takki ga nai!!! Bener2 gak ada Takki-nya sama sekaliiii... dan di saat itu kan gue udah bener2x expecting ada Takki banget karena gue sempet liat Tsubasa, dan after seeing Tsubasa gue harus pergi!!!! So I assumed Takki was there!!! Apa jadinya jika waktu itu gue nontonin hasil rekaman gue and found..... NO TAKKI! Mungkin efek kecewanya sama aja kali dan efek -nya sama aja huahuahuehuehuahuhauaaaaaaa so anyway...... I got to my apartment on Saturday night dengan jantung yang udah mau meledak karena terlalu doki doki doki doki DOKI DOKI... dan dengan sebuah doa dan tangan gemetar ngerewind tape yang menyatakan telah merekam selama 1 jam 50 menit sejak jam 8 malam.... lalu nyalain TV... *MEREM*... and press PLAY!

*buka mata intip*

ORO
koq ada kakek2x lagi niup seruling jepang!!!! Haiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa eheks lupa gue kan ngerekam mulai jam 19.55 jadi selalu ada beberapa menit dan pernah terjadi sekitar 40 minutes worth of rekaman TAK PERLU seperti shinkansen melaju diatas salju, nenek2x bikin udon, oom2x bikin mochi, dan sekarang... ada kakek2x lagi niup seruling... haiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa pletak toeng *PENCET FFWD!*

EH............
Kalo ada gambar kakek2 niup seruling..... berartiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.............
SUKSES DONK!?!?!?!?

Kya kyaaaaaaa kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....... lalalaaalallalallaaaaa i love you baby, and if it's quite all right, i need you babyyyyy.... to warm the lonely nights i love you baaaaabyyyyyy........ la la la and then Shokura started kya kya kyaaaaaaaa aku berhasil ngerekam Shokura oh happy daaaaay oh happy dayyyyy.... oh happy dayyyy when nere berhasil ngerekam Shokura Takkiiiii oh happy day lalalalalaaaa abis gitu gue matiin aja deh karena gue save itu untuk OD MALEM2x yang akhirnya menyebabkan gue besoknya BABLAS UNTUK BANGUN KE GEREJA! Anyway...............

BLOWFISH S.U.X.! (with capital letters!)
Setelah berbulan2x gak pergi ke blowfish... gue sama sekali didn't realize HOW CROWDED it had become!!! eheks... looks like christian scored a pot of gold with his byproduct yeeeee... but really, emang sih I haven't been there since the many array of pre-pre-pre-soft openings that they had back when they first opened, and I guess since they *finally* did have a grand opening, it was never the same again.... Well, dari dulu juga I thought tempatnya okeeee lah... it's nice and very minimalist... tentunya dengan lantai semen dimana orang bisa buang rokok seenaknya dan langsung diinjek, what can you say? You're just there for the crowd I guess... (kalo dulu yah, dimana gue agak2 capek kalo ke ikan kembung itu karena bisa2 gue harus tempel cipika cipiki sepanjang malem behekssss) tapi kemaren malem itu...... gitu gue sampe diujung tangga itu udah HOLY CRAP kayaknya kagak keliatan apa2x lagi selaen ribuan kepala dan dimana loe harus bener2 sikut kiri kanan just to buka jalan supaya loe bisa keliling nyari temen2 elo.... and i wonder... WHAT'S SO FUN ABOUT THIS??? You can't talk, you can't recognize anyone because it's too dark! Seriously, pas ada temen gue yang *tap tap* pundak gue dari samping, pas gue nengok... I COULD NOT RECOGNIZE HIM! WHO THE HELL IS THIS DUDE! sampe gue musti mendekat dan ngeliat dulu muka dia dari jarak sekitar 20 cm baru "Ooooo YA AMPUN ELO TOH!!!" bwahahahhaaa.... plus, you can't move around, you can't walk, you can't sit, you can't stand still at one spot karena trafficnya jalan terus bolak balik dan yang ada loe kesikut2, kedorong2 ke kiri kanan depan belakang.... eheks.... bener2x disaster waiting to happen deh kalo sampe ada fire alarm or whatever!!!!! And the crowd changed too.... isinya koq makin ABEGE banget yah??? You look around and all you see are guys that look TEN YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME eheksssssssssssss... okay, maybe not ten years... tapi ehekkkkssssssssssss abege sekali! Dan tidak sedikit juga yang bikin loe mau ngakak dengan rambut efsek2xnya bwehekssssssssssss....!!!

Tapi untung akhirnya gue direscue juga turun kebawah di restorannya yang ternyata SUPER ADEM dan banyak tempat duduk... but of course nobody wanted to sit downstairs karena nggak bisa NGECENG ehekssssssssss dasar bodoh sekali orang2 diatas...... and gitu gue look around... i just realized that downstairs, yg ada semuanya cuman anak boston, anak boston dan lagi2x... anak boston! huahuahuahuahuaa... semuanya the people i used to hang out with! Huhauhauhauaaa.... omaigowk udah lama banget gak ketemu muka2x itu hauhauhueheuaa... and guess what, karena katanya lagi bulan puasa, they serve their martinis in.... GELAS OCHA banget gak sih... pas minuman dateng... semua bengong gitu... "Mas kayaknya gak pesen ocha deh" hauhauhahahahaa sampe akhirnya temen gue who manages the place i think, came and explained about the whole puasa thingy jadi musti pake gelas ocha.... haiyoooooooo......... come on! martini di dalem gelas ocha???? aduh MAU NGAKAK!!!!! Kalo inget tampang2 kita semeja yang pas ngeliatin gelas ocha turun dari nampan juga pengen NGAKAK abissss... dimana semua tampang bingung dan ada yg mumble, "Yo, who's the loser who ordered TEA?" Bleh... anyway, the whole night I was out all I could think of was, "JEM BRAPA PULANG YAH? MAU NONTON SHOKURA TAKKI!" Cukup malam yang menyengsarakan until akhirnya gue turun kebawah where i can sit, talk and be air-conditioned!!! hauhauhuhuehaa... well, tell you what... i think thats about ENOUGH BLOWFISH FOR THE NEXT 12 MONTHS!!!!!

Whoopsie... me gotta go eat my dinner first.....
will continue later with my "LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST" report.........
TACKEY & TSUBASA SHOKURA!!!