And TECHNICALLY skipped Friday too! 
Have been kept busy by Jan's UNDOUKAI 2003 VCD, which created the very crazy SQUEEAGE (flo, I'm borrowing your term!) between me and tako-chan this whole morning/afternoon at work!!! through cutting and clipping and uploading and transferring numerous files... Oh yeah, and as blurky-chan also agreed on this, UNDOUKAI 2003 is definitely the best one I've ever seen yet!!! 
Trust only Johnny's Associates people to compile and edit the whole event into 10000x MORE BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF WORK than the previous years' aired on television!
My most favorite (the one that got me and tako squeeing in the morning) was what I call the...
JOHNNY'S BOYS FITNESS TEST!!!
Just watching the boys huffed and puffed and exhaled and blew and pulled and lifted and all...
is just darn OMOSHIROI!!! Anyway, every single one of the boys were asked to do a series of test to see just how strong and fit they are... there are five things they need to do (tako & I sort of named it):
1. BLOW JOB... uh... I mean... LUNG POWER
(credits to tamago angel #2), is where they have to blow into this pump-like device thingy to measure just how much air-volume they can exhale out in litre measurement.
2. ARM POWER is where they have to crunch their biceps, using yet another funky device, and show how much force their arms can crunch in terms of kilograms.
3. BEND OVER is where they have to bend down over a pole and push down this thingy as far as they could, and if they could push it further beyond their toes, they get plus cm points, if they couldn't even reach their toes, they get minus cm points!!!
4. LIFT UP is where they lie down flat on their faces, and then lift their upper torso up as high as possible from the floor, and the height that they can lift up is measured to see whose back is actually the most flexible
5. PULL POWER is where they pull on this chained device thingy that measures just how many kilograms they can pull/lift up!
Oh man... I tell you... it's the funniest thing ever... just seeing their expressions and all...
When blowing, their cheeks all ballooned like a blowfish! And when pulling, they all looked like they're about to burst or something... just look at OHNO's face up there!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!! And some of them were looking like they put soooo much effort into it but their results turned out to be *BLAH*... like when Aiba huffed and puffed and pulled and looked like he was lifting 200 kilograms and turned out his pull power was only... eheks... 70 kg++ Ah, we forgive you Aiba-kun... strength doesn't matter ne... we all know you are 100000% HETEROSEXUAL MALE!!! 
CLICK HERE FOR THE COMPLETE RESULTS!
TAH-DAH!!!
And how did our LORD TAMAGO do??????
Pretty good, I'd say!!! (Except for the bending over)....
Muahhahahahaa... I love the way he went BLOWFISH on that pipe!!!
And when he was crunching that arm thingy.... omgggg.... he really looked like he was about to burst or something!!! But his results came up pretty good... they're pretty much around average and some are ABOVE AVERAGE! Yeyyyy... ganbatte Takizawa!!! But I'm pretty sure if he re-tested himself NOW, he'd probably get better results... since this all happened BEFORE DREAM BOY (read: massive crazy training)
Funny how you can actually see that the seniors are VERY, VERY STRONG in their pulling power... (sasuga Mabo... 188 kg!!!!!!!
) but the juniors are VERY, VERY, VERY FLEXIBLE in their bending over and up!!! (except Takki & Tsuba who just simply CAN'T BEND OVER! 
) Hahahahahhaa... which is quite a surprise for me...... Especially TSUBASA... I honestly believe that Tsubasa did poorly ON PURPOSE!!! Deshou, tako-chan??? You saw it too ne?! When Takki had to do the bending over... somehow he could only reach 2.3 CM beyond his toes while others could pass 10 cm++++!!! Orooo Takki!!! Nani yoooo!!! So anyway, Tsubasa's turn comes up... and he bends over... easily... and reached down, and come on, we all know just HOW FLEXIBLE TSUBASA IS!!! Ne?! But suddenly Tsubasa just lifts up... it didn't even look like he already reached his max... and he only reached 3.5 CM below his toes!!!!
TSUBASA-KUN!!!
DID YOU DO THAT ON PURPOSE???
DID YOU DO IT SO THAT TAKKI WON'T LOOK BAD???
Eheheheheheheeee.......
Juuuuuust my simple speculation.... but if you watch it yourself, you'll see what I mean... right tako-chan?... nee... JAN?
As for the rest of the show... most of the VCDs are behind the scenes ne... and then the SHOWTIMES were extremely great... I love especially the DANCE BATTLES... Takki battled Matsujun and they went first up... the funniest dance battle was TSUYO & INOCCHI... where Tsuyo pretended to GO FISHING on Inocchi.. and Inocchi was the FISH!!!
Huahuhauhaa... and when Inocchi flapped around like a dying fish in TSUYO'S ARMS Danggg that was hilarious!!!!
The soccer game was great too... although hmmmm...
mama sley... nanti loe konfirmasi kalo udah nonton ya (btw sorry gue belom sempet ngirim nih... karena CD-RWnya ngantri di rumah sodara gue... pina juga... gomen) about the soccer match.....
DO ANY OF THEM ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY SOCCER?
I saw a lot of tripping and pushing and just running into each other... well, mostly tripping and kicking each others' legs!!!
And never have I actually watched a soccer game where GOALS are made back and forth within minutes It was like one minute... "J-WHITE GOAAALLL!!!"... and then suddenly the ball crosses the park and "J-RED GOAAALLL!!!" HuahuHAuhahhahaa... ah who cares ne... they're all entertaining!!! SHO, OKADA & JIN were great strikers... and SAKAMOTO was a sasugaaaa goalie!!! (couldn't say the same for KAME who kept letting the balls zoom right through!!!) Mwahahhaa... anyway, there was this one part where the RED vs WHITE team had to do a JANKENPYON... and Tsuyo lost.... and HE CRIED!!! I dunno if it's for real or not (I don't think so!) But it was soooo funny!!! The announcer was like going, "He's crying! He's crying! He lost over Jankenpyon and he cried! A guy losing jankenpyon! Still crying... still crying..." in the kind of a sports announcer form of speech... it was HILARIOUS!!! Bwahahhahaa... I wish Takki were more active in the games but he was hardly visible 
During the soccer game he played only once I think and the rest of the time he was the pom pom girl over the bench.... but then suddenly.... this came up.. and it made up for everything:
TOWELHEAD TAKKI!
Ah..... he kills me AGAIN with his smile...... first off, it's already hard to resist a towelhead Takki... moreover... a SMILING, TOWELHEAD TAKKI!!!
Aiyayayyaa.... Oh yeah, for dianne, when you do get to watch it... watch out for a TAMAGO SHO during the backstage parts... ohohohohoho 
