Thank you to ray-san and
anego-san and for the Takiren!
Takizawa Rengou Vol. 134 - November 26, 2004
Otsukarechan 
Today I was always together shooting with Pe-sama yo 
Yappari kawaii 
Moreover female da yo 
But then I asked the horse staff people about Pe-sama, and it turns out that she has given birth to 3 children so she's okaa-san* horse 
Not a housewife but she's a HORSEWIFE* ka 
Haa~ ....
Maa~ it feels like forbidden love but it's OK though saaー
Aa, although saaー I've said before about deciding on Tennessee-chan,
But the truth is, it seems Tennessee had been injured, so quickly switch to Pe-sama da yo ne 
So from here on for the present, Pe-sama ni osewa ni narimasu*
Notes:
* okaa-san means mother
* housewife vs. horsewife, he actually used the word 『人妻』 which consist of 『人』 = person, and 『妻』 = wife, meaning "married woman" or "another man's wife". While for horsewife, he really replaced one kanji into 『馬妻』 in which 『馬』 = horse, and thus it becomes... horsewife? But I modified "married woman" into "housewife" because it seemed more fitting for the whole little one-letter-switcheroo thing!
* osewa ni narimasu, is an expression you use regarding troubling someone. So if you feel you've troubled someone for help, you say, osewa ni narimasu sumimasen, or something like that.
*LOL* 
I could almost hear him sigh in despair when I read that
Haa~.... 
It's like a highschool boy who has a crush on this girl and then found out that the girl was attached! But a
MAMA HORSE????
THREE children some more!
Takki........ what is it with you and
OLDER WOMEN?
I wonder if there's a
MISTER Paycheck around if he knows Takki had been playing hanky panky with his horsewife, he won't be a very happy horsehusband....
*LOL*
Forbidden love........
Takizawa Hideaki.... I'm starting to get worried about you!
I was just re-reading Potato last night and when he was describing the word
"Ai" (love) in the interview he was talking about his horse too (and his puppies at home)!
Anyway, thank you for the update Takki! Always funny and cute and dorky as hell!!! You're so good to us, Takizawa Hideaki saikou da yo!!!
And thank you also for answering my question about Tennessee-chan... I was starting to think that you broke the poor horse's heart!
But he said Tennessee was injured kaa....!
I tell you man... it's a cover-up!!!! He ate that horse!!! *LOL*
Nah.... if he went to eat a horse he wouldn't be as skinny as he is now...........
Takkiiiii... onegaaaaiii... please gain some weight!!!!
So... will their forbidden love prevail? Please tune in to the next episode of
"HORSEPLAY" in Onzoushi-sama's next Takizawa Rengou... same time... same place... same dorky channel!
akiiiii I swear we are absolutely
HOPELESS!!!!!
All this evil evil stuff hanging all over the auctions screaming
"BUY ME! BUY ME! BUY ME!" 
How can we not???
This is insane..... I was actually really planning to lay low for awhile you know since we just bought a total of
TWO KILOGRAMS WORTH of Takitsuba crap from the auctions... *LOLLLLL* (And I bet half of it is my Orenchi!)
Now imagining if you sent it all to Singapore and my mom receives it... and she's like WHAT IS THIS 1 KG PACKAGE and I open it and she'll faint because I just received....
1 KG OF PAPER!!!!!
But look at what we're doing again now!!!!
Buhahahahaahahhhh!!! Sheeeeet.... and you're totally right... it's like we've been surfing the auctions quite regularly these few months and we haven't found anything really super
"I GOTTA HAVE THAT!" kinda thing.... but just as you suddenly
DECLARED yesterday that all our stuff was shipped out and paid for and we can bid again......
TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....... all the crazy stuff and photos suddenly appear like fungus in a damp room!!!
It's almost as if the auctions are
ALIVE and out to get our $$$$$$$$ ROFLOL!!!!!
The
EVIL CULPRIT is this evil evil evil evillllll new bulletin that just arrived in all the fans' mailboxes today:
OHHHH MY LORRRRRRDYYYYY like when
aki returned from surfing
jenn's blog, she was screaming
"THERE'S A NEW BULLETIN!!!!!! RAMPAGE THE AUCTIONS NOW!!!!" And so rampage it I did... and found only one listing (as of now) of the new
Tackey & Tsubasa FC Bulletin Vol. 10!
Hayai!!!!! We didn't even get our
Vol. 9 yet... it's still flying in the air going to
aki!!!
And here we are.... looking at
TSUBACON side by side with such a gorgeous-as-hell
SHANAOU-SAMA And when I saw the inside pics........................
( More Shanaou-FIESTA from the FC Bulletin Vol. 10 )
( More MORE Shanaou-FIESTA from the FC Bulletin Vol. 10 )
My God... he's soooooooooo
GORGEOUS....
Even if the pics were glared and kinda blurred..... but oh my my my.... isn't he soooo gorgeous???
I swear the FC Bulletins
ALWAYS have the
BEST-EST photos everrrrrrr!!!!!
Mommyyyyyyy....... I wanttttt!!!!
OK! BIDDING!!!! Now gotta find another one listing since there's two of us who are drooling over it LOL!
And Oh... what is this??? Ohhh...
OHHHH..... OOOOHHHH....
OHHH... MY... BASEBALL SUPERSTAR!!!
It completely didn't occur to me that the baseball photos would turn up in the auctions!!!! I totally forgot about it!!!
And
aki totally just stumbled upon the Takki sets... and the Tsubasa setsssss!!!!!
And you can imagine what our MSN windows looked like this afternoon... it's like a flood of auction URL pages... with a lot of
SCREAMING AND SQUEALING AND SCREECHING right after each URL
Found more of the baseball piccies..... but they have the word
SAMPLE splattered all over the place:
( Baseball star Takizawa running to third base! )
( Baseball star Takizawa and his bara stick! )
Heheheheheee.... when I first saw the glimpse of Takki & Tsuba singing
SERENADE in their baseball uniforms..........
My first instinct was too
LAUGH LIKE HELL Can you imagine? The baseball jersey... the cap.... swinging the bara stick!!!!!
Muhahahahahahahaa buhahahahahahhaha!!!! But now that I'm seeing it... it's quite
CUTE actually!!!! And look at him swinging his bara stick left and right in that baseball uniform!!!!
Okay.............. now... the only thing that stands between me and these gorgeous baseball photos is my auction archenemy *LOL* that little miss wise-girl you-know-who neeee
aki??!!! ROARRRRR!!!
aki is like cursing her whole gut out over this bidder whom we see bidding in every single Takki item and ended up jacking up the price much more for all of us!!!!
Rrrrrrrrr..... OK... gonna let her have the baseball photos... I am
NOT paying more than 3,000 yen for photos!!!! It's insane!!!! It was only like... 1000+ when I first saw it and in less than 30 minutes, her and us jacked
BOTH SETS up to 3,000 yen per set.....
*thud*.... NO WAIT... ONE OF THEM WENT UP TO
4,100 YEN oooooh that EBIL EBIL EBILLLL WOMAN!!!!! x((((( If she's gonna get it we're gonna make sure she pays
A LOT OF $$$ for it!
Yeeps... ok... I think it's about time for me to go home now....
