*dies laughing* 
Oh my Takitsuba goodness will someone in the Japanese entertainment industry PLEASE hear our screams and give Takitsuba their own bangumi already!!!!! 
It'll be the CHEAPEST bangumi production either, not much fancy props or sets will be needed!!! Can just throw them in an ulu-ulu warehouse in a very bad cheapo area and also toss in a ROOSTER PUPPET and MAGIC will happen!!! Occassionally, throw in some stupid games such as Jenga, and maybe Twister.... or maybe a Kendama, or even just like... a bunch of safety pins I'll bet they'll figure out some really funky way of utilizing it to our entertainment!!! Maybe poke themselves with it or something but either way it'll be ENTERTAINING AS HELL!!!!!
ROFLOLOLOLOL OMG THESE TWO!!!!! 
WHAT TO DO WITH THEM!!!! Thank you momo-chan!!! 
Thank you for sharing this little baby with meeee 
Gyaaaaaaa they need to release more singles so there will be more appearances in Channel@!!!!! This is absolutely hilarious crap!!!
I'm now wondering, if Takitsuba is already this HILARIOUS playing that giant arse JENGA, then how funny would they be playing TWISTER??? OMG actually quite recently I played JENGA at a friend's barbecue party and yeah... it was the LOUDEST game coz everyone was screaming like hell... or like distracting the person pulling the block! I don't remember who collapsed the Jenga blocks that time... anyone refresh my memory? Celle? Deni? But yeah I remember that Jenga stack got soooooo thin in the middle bottom it was just one block one block in the middle coz all the sides were pulled out by everyone HAHAHAH Yabai indeed
*WHACKS TSUBASA!*
The game didn't even start yet and he was already rattling the Jenga blocks everytime Takki is pulling a block out!!! It's always like that isn't it, with Takitsuba? Tsuba is always this very calm, mysterious one and yet in his head there's gazillions of tricks rattling inside that pretty little head of his... so much mischief!!! And it's always Takki yelling OI! WOIII!!! OIIII!!!! STOP IT!!! WAII!!! WOII!!! It's ALWAYS like that!!!! Takki you baka oyaji!
Oh dear.... and in the set of the PV shooting too, Tsubasa was up to his antics playing tricks on the staff by sticking red scotchtape on their backs!!! I COULD ALMOST SEE THE TEENY EVIL HORNS POKING OUT OF HIS HEAD 
And that one time when he's about to EXECUTE EVIL MISSION and then suddenly the staff called on Tsubasa LOLOLOLOL I can just hear an "ABORT ABORT! ABORT EVIL MISSION!" insid his head HAHAHAHAH!!! But I was actually kinda hoping Tsubasa would pull something bery-bery-ebil to Takki though but ahhhh.... I guess cannot stick anything on that pretty Kamen suit... But when the staff was prepping Tsubasa and we could see the red tapes were still on her back... BUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHH I fell off my chair laughing! This is too hilarious!!!
And then came the questions on the Jenga blocks...
What kind of a song is KAMEN?
It's a good song.
.......
(Tsubasa calmly placing his blocks on top of the stacks lalala)
*PPPRRRFFFFTTT*
That's it????
(Tsubasa still calmly arranging his block)
I guess that's it!!!
LOL WHAT IS *THAT* SOUND HE JUST MADE?!?!? It's like a BALLOON just popped and all the air FARTED out! It *DOES* communicate his reaction very well though AHHAHAHAAHAHAHH Just never heard him make funny sound effects like this ROFLOLOLOLOLOL~
If you won 100 million yen in lottery how will you spend it?
I guess first of all split it in half ne... So it'll be 50 million yen.
But because there's still some unpaid loan, I should get 60 million yen.
Excuse me?! What loan!!!
The usual stuff, I lend you money ne
It's the other way around desu, the other way around!
Seven should do it ne.
WHAT!
A 7:3 ratio should be enough ne.
I'd call that Tsubasa's attempt to clear his name! Hahahaha anyway, so then Takki said that he'll probably spend it by taking a luxurious vacation out of the country. And Tsubasa opted to clear out an electronic store by buying a lot of stuff... like plasma TV etc 
Then the invisible man question came up again, and Takki said he wants to go into SOMEONE'S HOUSE (like any stranger's house?) and watch their private life going on... like see them as they are, hear them fart LOL THUD THUD THUD THUD! Takki said that it will make a lot of INTERESTING DISCOVERIES! Oh Takki admit it, you wanna peep Tsubasa while he's in the shower don't you!
And then they were asked if they can say one word to someone before they see them for the last time, what to say? Takki said that probably he'll say "Mata na~" (like, see you later). Tsubasa said, "Have a good dream..." (Maybe something like "sweet dreams") THUD! I'm VEEEEERY suspicious yo~ it sounds like Takki's heard it before fu... fu... fu...
Please tell what are the things you like and dislike. Hmmm... the things that Tsubasa likes are...
. . . . . . .
. . . . . . .
(Oh, COME ON TAKKI!!!! You have to THINK THAT LONG???)
Zzz...
Hey!!! 
(LOL TSUBASA! Good one!!!!)
Drinking in the bath.
Ah while in the bath, drinking sake?
It's the best time ne.
Mata, it's like old man desu ne. Ah, how about disliked things?
Cats. I'm afraid of cats. That's my weakness.
There was this time when there was a cat in front of this house we're going to. It took Tsubasa about 30 MINUTES to finally go in.
(Takki stiffens his body imitating Tsubasa tiptoeing, afraid of the cat)
Uuu... Takizawa! Takizawa!... like that.
Ah you're overexaggerating again desu ne~
LOLOLOLOLLLLLLL~~~~~~ Oh Tsubasaaaaa why are you so afraid of CATS!!!! *hears aki wailing about the same thing because she too loved CATS!!!! Waaaa Tsubaaaa... neko ga kawaiiiii desu yo!!!! Why are you so SCARED of cats!!! I guess so Takki can come rescue him! LOL! But OMG the way Takki imitated Tsubasa! Eeeeeee... it's so tingly just to imagine Tsubasa calling out Takki's name like that... "Aaaa... Takizawa! Takizawa! HEEEELP~~~~" Ah... they're so cute, these two! Saikou desu yo!
AND THEN... WUAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAH
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHH!!!!
TSUBASA SIT!
OMG I feel like I'm hearing Kagome go, "INUYASHA OSUWARI!!!!" Buhahahahahhaa it's sooo priceless!!!! The Jenga blocks got soooo scarce in the middle coz they've all been pulled out and it got kinda wobbly... and when it's Takki's turn to pull out, he got sooooo PARANOID, especially coz he know Tsuba is always up to some antics teasing him!!!!!
Don't touch it! Don't touch... OI!!!!
(Tsubasa moves a tad)
WAAA!!! You touched it na!!! Get down!!! Sit!!!
SIT THERE!!! Sit!!!!
(Tsubasa sits down near Takki under the block)
SIT FURTHER AWAY!!!
(Tsubasa crawls away)
OMG TAKKI OKAY TALK ABOUT PARANOID!!!! Now you just sound like a grandma!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAH OMG HAVE YOU HEARD ANYONE SO NOISY!!! They really are such opposites aren't they!!! Tsubasa is so calm... and here's Takki screeching his head off LOLOLOL POOR TSUBASAAAAA!!! And the way he told Tsubasa to SIT... it's like... you sit! SIT! STAY! ROLL OVER!!!!! And look at how obedient Takki's little puppy is!!!
And finally.... THE JENGA CRUMBLES!!! The funny thing is it crumbled after Takki had last touched it! But strangely it didn't crumble like... 20 seconds after Takki moved away from it and was observing it and suddenly Tsubasa was like screaming and TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... the blocks crumbled!!! And OMG Tsubasa was jumping around YATTAAAAA~~~~ LOLOLOLOLOL....
So, the penalty for Takki is......
KOKKO-KUN DESUUU~~~~
OMG THIS IS SO EVIL!!! TAKKI IS SOOOOO USING KOKKO-KUN TO MOLEST TSUBASA!!!! OMG THESE TWO!!! NO, WAIT, OMG TAKKI!!! *WHACKS* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA he just went and poked that chicken's BEAK like *TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE* on Tsubasa's BOOB!!! EVIL EVIL EVIL TAKKI! EVILLLLLLLLL!!! OMG I'm so evil I'm totally putting words in Takki's act but BUHAHAHAHAHAHA that is like THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!! Takki poking the puppet chicken's beak on Tsubasa's chest!!!
AND HIS VOICE!!!!! IS THAT HOW A CHICKEN WOULD SOUND TAKKI?????? His voice pitch suddenly turned like.... 5 octaves higher and it sounds soooooo DORKY!!!! And the camera just focused on him while he's screeching the words...
[squeak]
TACKEY & TSUBASA NEW SINGLE... KAMEN!
... DOUZO!!!
[/squeak]
*dies laughing*
x1000000
From this day on, I will never see a CHICKEN the same way again! That adds another item in the "one zillion and one things that remind you of Takitsuba" XDDDDDDDDD
The camera pans out and......... iyaaaaa~~~~n Look at that faaaaceeee he looked soooo CHOUCHOUCHOUUUU-embarrassedddd!!! IYAAAA~~~N Kawaaaaa~~~iiiii 
Yada yo~ all of this... T_T
SUGEE~ KIMOCHI II!
MUKATSUKUUU!!!!
Well, this certainly made my day! Despite I had to drive in traffic this morning and also AFTERNOON to deal with this A.D.D. restaurant manager who apparently just can't get her work done unless I came over and tell her specifically what I wanted for the party!!! 
Seriously, no idea how this person could've managed to pull off her job, even as I sat in front of her going through the event plan and stuff, she asked me like the same QUESTIONS like not once, not twice, not THRICE but maybe about four times!!! Like how many people is it? I'm like 
Didn't I already tell you over the phone 2 weeks ago and FACE-TO-FACE 10 days ago and again on the phone 2 days ago and about 3 times in the last 15 minutes that the lunch will be about 40-50 people??!?!?! And she had to repeat the DATE like 4 times too... argh! AHOU DA~! 
*crawls back into my happy Takitsuba world*
Yeah... it ain't so healthy outside... not for my blood pressure
