MYOJO U SUUUUCK! (again!) 

There's only TWO Takki pages in it (well, FOUR because they're double spreads, but only TWO pictures!), and one of 'em has Takki squished WITHIN the bindings!!!! 

I'm sooooooooooo maaaadddd!!!!
Buuuuut... I guess the CONTENTS of the interview does kinda make up for it!
I was just hanging out around the house today, waiting for the time to meet up with another friend... so I decided to open all the magazines I bought... and opened up Myojo Feb... in hopes for a lot of good Takki pics... but oh well *shrugs*... the second page is kinda cute though... Takki was holding up a fried chicken and Jin had his mouth on the chicken!!!
takoyaki-chan, methinks you're gonna loooove that pic!!!
Hahahahah... and it's just so cute reading them going on and on in a normal friendly conversation... especially that part where Takizawa says: "ZENZEN DAME JYAN!" when Kame and Jin states their sleeping habits! (Kame: Sleep early, wake up late!
and Jin: Sleep LATE, wake up LATE!
) Jin, you lazy ass you!!!
According to Takki, they must sleep at 11 PM and wake up at 7 AM! And Kame protested saying, "We're not primary school kids on summer vacation yo!"
Hahahahahhaa... oh these three crack me up!!! And I dare to bet my ass on it that JIN DOES NOT EXERCISE EITHER!
But he claims that he DOES exercise at home in which Takizawa immediately rebutts his statement with an "USO DA!" 

and Jin goes, "IYA! MAJI DE! MAJI DE!" and so Takizawa asked him to show his body
and Jin immediately REFUSED!!! HuahuHAuhUAhuHUAhuHUAaa.... sooooooooooooooo cuuuuuteeee!!!! When takoyaki was copy pasting me the translation I was cracking up already, and now reading it for real.... 

TOO CUTE!!! 




Anyway... I'm just about READY to go home already....... there's nothing left to shop here
But I still have TWO DAYS left..... still haven't found toro-chan's Zaizai album... not up on display in HMV yet

Weeeeird... will try again tomorrow and Monday... got all of
koko chipi's kubricks... yayyy

Also called up
Kinokuniya to check on
Duet, WinkUp & Potato February arrival dates... they're due to arrive on
JANUARY 7 


A DAY
AFTER I LEFT!!!



I'm pissed off!!!!!! Eheks... oh well... it's not like I haven't gotten enough Takki magazines already...

Oh, and I also met with
feli-chan over MSN last night, she just came back from Japan... and she found the
SONGS magazine with T&T on the cover!!!!!

Ahhhh... my quest is
COMPLETE!!! 
Thank you so much
feli-chan
To Do Checklist:
- I still have yet to deliver
ai-chan's VCD from
dianne
- Hunt for
dianne's NewS CD... I can't seem to find it anywhere!!! How could it be
SOLD OUT everywhere???

Is this something like the
To Be To Be Ten Made To Be single??? You just
CAN'T find it anywhere anymore!!!

Very weeeeird....
- Get
toro-chan's Zaizai album

with its
PYJAMA BONUS 
*sigh* oh zaizai, such a sleepy sleepyhead!!!
- Find
pepe's Phua Chu Kang VCD set

*i didn't know you're a fan of
GURMIT yo!* Anybody in Singapore know where I can find this???
- Find
yenie oba-chan's Anti-Piracy Concert VCD... can't find it in HMV, Sembawang or CD-Rama though... I'll try to find it still, but I heard that
Mediantara (the publisher of My Idol) is gonna release it in Indonesia soon... January 2004... I'll re-check with them!
- Get
putri's Jin uchiwa
-
MAIL OUT TAKOYAKI'S MAGAZINES ON MONDAY!!! 
OMG... I almost forgotttt about this one!! Hahahahahaa.... Must mail them or else I'm gonna end up with double LOOK AT STARs
and last but not least,
ME GONNA DO A LAST RAID ON MISE S*CLUSIVE ON MONDAY EVENING
GONNA RAID EVERYTHING ON THE TAKKI CLOSET... INCLUDING OFFICIAL PHOTOS, AND ALL USELESS TAKKI JUNKS!!!
AH WHAT THE HELL MAN!!! I COME TO MISE AT THE MOST ONLY TWICE A YEAR... MUST RAID RAID RAID BEFORE I LEAVE!!! 


Okay... here's something that kinda tickles my amusement over shopping today...
THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY: DEFINING "USELESS CRAP" IN A MATERIALISTIC WORLD
What's up with the
RIDICULOUSLY priced
BAGS these days???



I saw a ridiculously looking bag at Gaultier today... and it looked like someone stole the circus lights (okay, more like robbed an entire Swarovski outlet

) and embedded them all in that one bag's
GIANT handle... and it's priced at a whopping
$10,000 


and worse... that's already a
SALE price! The original retail price is......... *drum roll please* (btw, are we on
THE PRICE IS RIGHT ???)
$30,000!!!!!! 
<-- for once, this icon is
NOT a
joygasm faint, but a
REAL faint!
And I was going



at my
SHOPAHOLIC MOTHER and practically pulling a leash on her when she was eyeing and drooling on a
SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLAR BAG! 
that's probably gonna go out to date in about a few months!!!

(And no, it's NOT Hermes too! Isn't it
RIDICULOUS? Oh and please don't get me going on THAT other ridiculously priced brand!) Jeez, mother! And you
COMPLAIN I spend too much $$$ on
TAKKI STUFF? (Read in mother's language: Takki stuff =
USELESS crap) Well, in
nere's language: SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLAR BAG = USELESS CRAP too!!!

Can you imagine walking around with that bag and then the
RAIN started pouring, and you whip out your umbrella, but instead of sheltering yourself, you'd be sheltering your
DUMB SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLAR BAG!!!

Okay... maybe
SEVEN THOUSAND is not extreme enough... let's talk in terms of
BIRKINs!

So we're talking around the value of... say... $100-200K??? (and that's in US DOLLARS, mind you!)

and YEAH, YOU COULD BUY A CAR WITH THAT AMOUNT OF MONEY! In the US, I think that same amount of money could buy you an SL500 or a Ferrari, I think! Tsk tsk tsk tsk...

(Or, in
nere's terms of $$$, I'd be counting how many magazines, how many
TRIPS TO JAPAN and how many
T&T Concerts I could get with that amount!)

And did you
KNOW that Hermes actually has a line of
RAINCOATS just for their bags???

Someone told me that and muhahahaha I'm sorrryyyyyyy... to some people it MIGHT sound very useful but to me ==>





*ROFLOLLLLLLL* I wonder what kind of a pricetag they put on those so-called
BAG RAINCOATS 


I'll bet its like 500+ to 1,000

And NO, Thank God my mother doesn't have one of those or else I'd probably be crying right now

Muhahahaha... I mean, such luxury is nice to have once in awhile, I can't deny that sometimes I myself AM eyeing one of those ridiculously priced bags... (remember
toro-chan when we had our paws and noses STUCK at the window where that pink Dior bag was displayed along with its fellow pinkie pretty shoe?)

But I don't know... some people buy those things like they have no more common sense... (well, I guess they *DO* have the money

) But you know... that money could've been used for more useless stuff (like, buying Takki crap--just kidding!

) Like I said, RELATIVITY baby... RELATIVITY!

Hey, come on, my magazines are JUST as mafioso as Hermes bags since
KINOKUNIYA JAKARTA has this *WHACKED* system of distributing to their so-called
SUBSCRIBERS anyway...!!!
Dark comedic dialogue at a *BEEP!* boutique:
(censored to abide by politically correctism despite that it's been numerously mentioned in above passages, based on a true story in years yonder, and $ value portrayed below are spoken in terms of USD)
nere: Excuse me, how much is that bag?
attendant: Oh, it's $4,000, miss.
nere: Can I buy that one then?
attendant: No, you can't miss, it's reserved.
nere: 
OOOKAY then, which ones are available in this store?
attendant: None of these nice ones displayed. Those ugly cheaper ones at the corner are
immediately available. They start at $2,000.
nere: 


Okaaay... so how do I go about getting those
NICE EXPENSIVE ONES?
attendant: Oh you can put yourself on the waiting list. But the waiting list is about..... two years long.
nere: 
NANI?! TWO YEARS? Okay, who knows I might get lucky. So I put down which model and color I want, right?
attendant: Yes, but just so you know, miss, you MIGHT not get that model and color you picked anyways...
nere: WHAT!? 
So if I ordered RED it might come in
GREEN or
PURPLE?????
attendant: Yes, miss. That's correct.
nere: But I don't want green and purple!!! I want
RED! What happens if it comes in green and I don't want it!?
attendant: Well, then we give it to our next waiting list customer. If she doesn't want it then we go down the list.
nere: Oooookaaaay... let's get back to
THIS PRETTY BAG thats
UNAVAILABLE... if it's so-called
RESERVED... how come it's on
DISPLAY???
attendant: Well miss, it's reserved by someone but we haven't been able to reach her for a week.
nere: OKAY... you can't find her and it's been a week. I'm here
NOW. I
WANT that bag. I'm
READY to pay right now.
attendant: I'm sorry, miss. We can't do that. We have a priority customers' list and we must abide by the holy list...
nere: OKAY! SO HOW DO I BECOME A CUSTOMER IF YOU WON'T LET ME BUY ANYTHING!!!!

Please explain!
attendant:You can go on the two-year waiting list. I'm sorry, miss. But our customers who HAVE purchased are the utmost priority for us. We live up to that standards.
nere: Is there
ANOTHER WAY to obtain that bag???
attendant: Yes, there is!
nere: EEE??? Hontou desu ka?
attendant: Yes.... but only
IF you're willing to spend
ANOTHER $3,000 on top of this $4,000 pretty bag..... it's yours.
nere: 



attendant:
nere: But... but... didn't you just give me that whole
UTMOST PRIORITY CUSTOMERS speech?
attendant: Well... by spending a total of $7,000 at once you'd become one of our UTMOST PRIORITY CUSTOMER.
nere: Excuse me, I think I need to go puke now............................




WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST BORDERLINE STUPID???
Dude, it's a
BAG... not a
CAR 


And I took that story to my dad the same night (that was an attempt to buy my mother the perfect birthday present)... and my dad said,
"Well, we COULD just dump $7,000 there and your mother would be psyched. But wouldn't we end up feeling like complete MORONS for the rest of our lives if we did?" 



Indeed, dad! Muhahahahahhaa.... tsk tsk tsk.... really! A 10 grand bag doesn't exactly make me a better person. So why abide in that pride-ridden standards when we can be TRULY happy with a pretty $10 bag that we TRULY fell in love with at first sight? (And not to mention finding it at such a bargain--which to me, brings an indescribable feeling of SATISFACTION) And not buying a 10K bag that hardly matches our clothes or physique (like those little women carrying GIANT ORANGE BIRKINS that seem to look bigger than them--always, always a ridiculous sight

) Ah, indeed we live in this crazy crazy world of ridiculously priced bags...

I'd much much rather live in a crazy crazy world of ridiculously priced
OFFICIAL JOHNNY'S PHOTOS 


But like I said, everything is
relative... so mind you, I might just
MIGRATE to that other crazy world of bags across the normal world someday... SOMEDAY... and when I do,
toro-chan, would you mind
SLAPPING me hard 10000000x with this
BLOG ENTRY???

(Unless you've migrated along with me, then
SOMEBODY ELSE is gonna need to
SLAP ME SILLY with this blog entry as a reminder, OKAY???)
