うーさん、ズバリファイルを無事に頂きました！ 何度もありがとうございます！

I just took notice that Zubari iu wa yo! brings in quite a lot of male guests recently! In the past they really mostly bring in female guests but lately more and more male guests are popping up ne! ROFL!!!!! But I really think that the show had developed into something 1000000x more interesting and whacked out than when it first started back in August 2004! XD

Anyway, yesterday's guest on Zubari's Unmei no karute was enka singer Hosokawa Takashi. I guess enka must've been quite his life because a lot of times he would even speak by singing it in enka-style! LOL~ Talk about getting carried away!!! And many times he would be like stretching out his vocal chords over this one chorus line, then he asks Takki to do it! LOL Takki would be like "Noooo~~~~ I can't do it!" Awww come on Takki...... I think your voice actually suits the enka genre quite well!!!

Oh, if some of you are wondering what ENKA is, it's actually this genre in Japanese music. It's sort of like an oldies ballad kinda style, well I don't know how to describe it other than using the word "ballad" and "oldies" LOL... oh it actually sounds like old Chinese songs too! Hahahaa~ like what you'd hear probably in the 1940s~1950s! Ha ha ha! So yeah... try to imagine Takki singing one of em songs!

Anyway, then this random funny part came up, usually for the guests of the Unmei no karute segment, the show would give a rundown on the guest's life and achievements throughout his/her lifetime. And for Hosokawa Takashi, Ueda (Shinya) and Arita (Teppei) were introducing this era in Hosokawa's life where he got married and have children, and.... jyaaaaan!!!



OMG *DIES LAUGHING*

THEY AIRBRUSHED KAZU-CHAN AS HOSOKAWA'S WIFE..... ROFLLLL!!!!! AND LOOK AT THE BABY!!!!!!

IT'S BABY TAKKI!!!
Not just any baby Takki! TxT fans must recognize this cosplay picture of Takki as a baby from the WONDERLAND segment of the latest Tackey & Tsubasa calendar that came out last February!!!! OMFGGGG~~~ DIES LAUGHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA... Kazu-chan in the picture carrying BABY TAKKI with that big baby hat and the pacifier WAHAHAHAHAHH!!!! And look at Takki's face yo~ he can only like grin sheepishly, all helpless and just totally embarrassed!!! Ahhh this kid is such a good sport naaa~! *pinches his cheeks* While Kazu-chan at first really didn't realize that the baby in that weird-ass picture was Takki until Teppei and Shinya started pointing to the baby saying, "It's Takki desho?" that Kazu-chan had to get up from her seat to take a closer look... and OMG... HAHAHAHAHA SHE JUST WENT LAUGHING THAT HER HEAD WAS BOBBING UP AND DOWN AND I SWEAR IF SHE WAS IN HER OWN PRIVATE SPACE, SHE'D PROBABLY BE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR!!! Hahhahaa I swear, Kazu-chan is the most kawaiiii obaa-san on earth!!!! *pinches Kazu-chan as well* XD

Hosokawa-san was soooo amused too at the pictures! He was looking at his "new family" there for a moment then he said, "I accept!" [this family] LOL! And he said he'll take the pictures home and hang it in his office!!!! HAHAHAAHHHHH!!!!

Takki Takki Takki ne... this is a sign yo... you've been officially assigned (and accepted) to be that famous Enka singer's son yo! LOL.. you're now an enka child!!!

Then they were talking more about singing enka, and how the annual Kouhaku Utagassen music competition on NHK (that Takki participated at last New Year's Eve as a judge) are mostly dominated by enka singers... and there was this list they were mentioning about singers/musical groups who made it to the prestigious competition just after debuting, and among those listed were TOKIO and Morning Musume. Takki went all excited at the mention of TOKIO and Teppei was all like, ah yes... "TOKIO-oniisan desu ne~" (since TOKIO is Takki's senpai in Johnny's Jimusho), but then he also joked to Takki that Morning Musume to Takki is "Morning-oneesan" and Takki was all protesting "Chigau chigau yo~!" and he's making gestures with his hand that kinda communicates that they are shorter than him (not shorter in height but meaning that they are actually YOUNGER than him so they shouldn't be referred to as Takki's onee-san since "onee-san" means big sister!) LOL!

And theeeen~ Teppei and Shinya announced that they wanted to introduce to everyone of a ENKA NEWCOMER in the industry, and perhaps this "newcomer" will be quite the star of this year's Kouhaku Utagassen, and then they started to show a clip of who this "newcomer" is and turns out that this so-called "newcomer" was:
KAZU-CHAN!!!
*ROFLLLLLL!!!* Kazu-chan singing with Tsubasa at the Yokohama Arena GO!CON... and coincidentally, they're actually singing an enka song!!! AHAHAHHAA OMG KAZU-CHAN WAS SOOOO CUTE!!! She just totally freaked out, got out of her seat and demanded the clip to stop!!! LOL... she looked sooo embarrassed and she was bellowing left and right I can't even hear anymore what she was saying but OMG she was banging on Teppei & Shinya's podium too and even pushing around Hosokawa-san in her embarrassment!!! ROFLLLLL KAZU-CHAN!!! OMG I've never seen her this funny before!!! HAHAHAHAHAHH!!! And she's like "You're all BAKA DA YO!" and how everything was like actually a setup connived upon her by her zurui co-hosts TEPPEI, SHINYA & TAKKI!!!! OMG POOR KAZU-CHAN!!! HAHAHAHAHH!!!!!

More enka talk... and finally Hosokawa managed to persuade Takki to try and sing along with him to this one phrase of an enka song that is quite... "trilled"... hmmm I dunno if I'm describing this right but the notes were quite complicated to sing and usually when I'm playing the piano it's called a "trill" so I'll just say it's trilled *LOL* And Takki was listening listening and suddenly he was humming and singing along and YO! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!!!! HE HAS ENKA TALENT!!!! *DIES* BWAH!!! OMG... if Tackey & Tsubasa suddenly comes out with an enka single right after this... I dunno if I'll kill myself or laugh myself to death (but either way I'd end up D-E-A-D so it makes no difference!!!!)

And just like what Cathy wrote on her latest entry...

WHY IS TEPPEI ALWAYS YELLING AT TAKKI!

ROFL!!! Hosokawa was supposed to sing an enka song and just before that, suddenly Teppei yelled again about Takki's face! Like, "Oi Takki! What's with that face! You better put a face like you wanna hear his song! DO YOU WANNA HEAR HIS SONG OR NOT!" Hahahahhaa whacks Teppei! But Takki is smart this time coz he immediately answered: "I do! I do! I do wanna hear!" Not like that "Iie~ betsuni..." sleepy reply he did last time with that freak hula-dancer comedian!!! And then Hosokawa turned to Takki and said:

LET'S SING TOGETHER!

OMG ROFL!!!!!! AGHHHHH MY STOMACH WAS ABOUT TO SPLIT OPEN *DIESSSSS* I'M ABOUT TO SEE TAKKI SING ENKA!!!



AHHHH SERIOUSLY I'M ABOUT TO DIE BECAUSE TAKKI IS SOOOOOO KAWAIIII He walked out with Hosokawa-san to the stage with that blaring enka music playing in the background... he had that windmill-toy in his hand and when he's not singing, he's just standing next to Hosokawa-san smiling all cute rocking left and right with the toy in his hand! OMG CHOU KAWAIIIIII TO DEATH *DIES* *pinch pinch pinch mega pinching session* *shake shake shake Takki* why you so kawaiiiiiiiiii!!!! Are you really 23 years old!!!!! Iyaaaa~~~~nnn

Oh God I really hope he's not all inspired by this and decides to go ENKA for T&T's next single! HAHAHAHAHHH!!!! Actually come to think of it maybe it'll be a fun change! I hope he does an enka segment in his solo concert! Ahhhh I hope the Zubari cast makes another cameo appearance in his solo concert!!!! Ahhh I hope... I hope... I hope for a lot of things regarding Takki LOL so let's stop here coz I have to rush off to watch Batman Begins yet again with totoro-chan! (tsuba 2 please get the "Anti-Bale Therapy Machine" ready for operation upon my return! LOL XD

Ah oh yeah, there's still another segment in the Zubari I haven't downloaded... anyway I'll try to reupload everything and repost it here if my connection permits, OK? Maybe in 1~2 days! Alrighty... じゃー、BATMANにもう一度行ってきます！